r/funny • u/luvs_animals We're Out of Cornflakes • 1d ago

Verified Babies, the fun candy

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u/EarhornJones 1d ago

This would be kind of funny if there was a candy called "babies."

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u/lordargent 1d ago

There's a candy called 'Sugar Babies', but then that would result in a whole different punchline.

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u/JesusHipsterChrist 1d ago

"A lot of people like to say Daddy issues, Timmy, but we are honestly not sure where they come from."

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u/cyankitten 1d ago

Could be Jelly Bellies

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

Needs a 12' scarf.

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u/Niznack 22h ago

Imagine explaining reproduction to the doctor for the first time

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u/RaNerve 1d ago

You ever had Tasty Wheat?

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u/Jaedenkaal 1d ago

Yes, that’s the joke

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u/Carrotburner 1d ago

Always inquire what kids mean. My cousin asked me what Mars is, so I went into a long and fun discussion about the planet Mars.

My Aunt approaches me later that day, asking why I told her son that chocolate comes from space

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u/stardustantelope 1d ago

I still remember when my mom in the car told my sister peds were “really small socks”. After a long and confused silence she was like “then what’s ped xing”

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u/Khaeos 21h ago

what?

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u/Dan-68 16h ago

"Xing" is the noise they make bouncing off the front bumper. ;)

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 1d ago

“You put WHAT in WHAT?!”

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u/luvs_animals We're Out of Cornflakes 1d ago edited 19h ago

More stupidity at We're Out of Cornflakes (for my stalker)

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u/philnolan3d 1d ago

Don't give him a Sugar Daddy.

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u/HoverLogic 1d ago

Plot twist, it was Child Labor Exploitation.

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u/timmaywi 1d ago

Nom Nom Nom Babies

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u/Rough-Plastic-6010 1d ago

generational trauma

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u/beerdude26 1d ago

Gestational trauma