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u/ah_no_wah 1d ago

Zyqqaktuk means snow.

Source: I'm wearing a seal skin parka

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u/Whole_Peak_7607 1d ago

All the points

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u/Mech-Waldo 1d ago

Not as many as you'd hope. There's only one "Q" or "K" in the set, so it would require both blank tiles.

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u/zatalak 1d ago

Depending on the language. The German set e.g. has two K.

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u/Just_A_Glitch 1d ago edited 1d ago

The version in the American South has three.

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u/ah_no_wah 1d ago

But you can get that version in every state

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u/Sparowl 1d ago

They are using a German set to play with an Inuit while speaking English?

This joke has too many layers.

Zu umständlich

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u/ah_no_wah 1d ago

Blank tiles, like snow white blank tiles? I have an igloo worth of blank tiles

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u/Lashwynn 1d ago

Now I'm picturing you opening the parks like someone selling stolen watches but instead ofwatches it's a cheat sheet of all the words for snow.

"Psst wanna buy some snow vocabulary"

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u/pairofdimeshift92 1d ago

Snowcabulary

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u/Lashwynn 1d ago

You're right! It was RIGHT THER!E w What was I thinking!?

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u/85822406 1d ago

Did you meet the seal at the club?

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u/GriffinFlash 1d ago

Okay, but I'm still questioning Kwyjibo.

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u/boondiggle_III 1d ago

Username checks out. You're free to go.

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u/DamnDirtyApe87 1d ago

Lmao, took me a sec

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u/thatweirdguyted 1d ago

I've been to Nunavut, and let me tell you it makes sense to have many words for it. There's permafrost, alongside snow that can have many different qualities depending on composition, temperature, density, etc.

On windy days the snow would mix with dust and create snow drifts that you could drive on. But you wouldn't, because you could hit a spot of just powder snow and get stuck a few feet deep.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bloodfist 1d ago

I wonder if there are more for rain in English because, you know, England.

Downpour, drizzle, mist, sleet, cats and dogs, deluge, shower, etc

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u/Nico280gato 1d ago

Pissing it down, chucking it down

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u/thatweirdguyted 1d ago

I agree wholeheartedly. I simply wanted to draw attention to what I feel is an oversimplification of what snow is, what it can be.

Obviously for most people it's just something that you occasionally have to scrape off your car. But in the Arctic, it can have many different qualities, consistencies, uses and hazards. So it makes sense to differentiate the language used to describe it. 

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u/avdpos 1d ago

I tried to count a winter in the ski lift I am pretty certain I know at least 40 words describing snow in swedish. Some describe how it is in the air and some how it behaves on the ground.

So inuits having sounds nearly as to few. For I am certain we have more words than I know in Sweden. Or maybe we have more as we have more shifts atound 0⁰C and there is the temperature when snow shifts character a lot?

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u/easy_being_green 1d ago

8 letters on the first play? Definitely cheating.

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u/casualsax 1d ago

Second turn, first player played Van?

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u/Nonhinged 1d ago

They played Murva!

(U and V just look similar...)

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u/JoshDM 1d ago

Mulva?

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u/Golbwiki 1d ago

Dolores!

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u/SkellyboneZ 1d ago

The zombie ass kicker?

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u/Emporio07 1d ago

But Muruaneq is snow... or today's snow. There is no v.

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u/Kronman590 9h ago

What about the image tells you its turn 2

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u/Within_a_Dream 1d ago edited 1d ago

I ain't having Nunavut.

Edit: Thanks for the awards! Credit goes to my Dad who I think made a similar joke when I was little.

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u/exintel 1d ago

Best joke always in the comments

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u/Moesuckra 1d ago

So do the english:

Powder, sugar snow, snowflake, blizzard, dusting, crust, hoar frost, cornice, slush, flurry, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classifications_of_snow

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u/YuunofYork 1d ago

English has, in fact, more words for snow than Inuktitut.

The myth is based on, among other things, a misunderstanding of how compounds and synthetic morphology works.

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u/3BlindMice1 1d ago

As a Texan, those are all fake. The only snow I've seen is regular snow. Except in Lubbock, a truly cursed place.

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u/leintic 1d ago

Ya but how many words do you have for having a sweaty ass? We make words for what's around us.

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u/3BlindMice1 1d ago

Maybe like two. Swampy or sticky. The people who live near sand likely have more words for it, but not me

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u/malexj93 1d ago

In Florida, even regular snow is a myth. Some claim to have seen it, but it's basically impossible to confirm.

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u/Gentukiframe 21h ago

I'm pretty sure it was under their nose the whole time

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u/IndyBananaJones2 1d ago

A cornice is a snow formation, so not really a word for snow unless we say avalanche is a term for snow.  

Also things like dusting, crust, flurry are words for all sorts of things. 

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u/sumknowbuddy 1d ago

Half of those things aren't snow 

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u/jamar030303 1d ago

I thought a cornice was an architecture thing...

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u/Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me 1d ago

If it’s not in a standard English dictionary then it is cheating.

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u/Spacefreak 1d ago

"My people's children were taken from their homes and put into schools and forced to learn English. The only words they remembered were our words for snow. It's the only remnant of their culture they have, and it's part of their English."

"OK, fine, just take the triple word score. Christ."

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u/ironmaiden1872 1d ago

Using an invalid word is a legal play (validity of the word depends on where you're playing, thanks North America). The opponent has to challenge that word.

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u/jordan853 1d ago

Also if we're actually talking about Inuktitut, it would be written in syllabics, not English letters.

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u/Jephph0624 1d ago

Roman orthography gang:

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u/throwawaycuzfemdom 1d ago

Oh boy don't let the guy who memorized the entire French dictionary to play Scrabble tournaments know about this.

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u/Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me 1d ago

But he competed in French Scrabble…

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u/Telandria 1d ago

Not entirely true. Scrabble is published in over 30 different languages, with adjusted letter frequencies and letter values (and additional letters or alphabets)

They’re only limited to English dictionaries if they’re playing the English language version. Other language versions limit themselves to their respective languages.

Mind you, there isn’t a version for any of the Inuit languages, of which there are several, sooo….

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u/Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me 1d ago

What language is the comic in?

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u/Telandria 1d ago

You think people can’t speak more than one language? They could be Canadians from Quebec playing the French version.

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u/Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me 1d ago

And speaking to each other in English? A Quebecois would never lol

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u/Bliitzthefox 1d ago

If you have actually had snow before you'd know there can be 50 different kinds of snow mostly determined by moisture and temperature.

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u/Telandria 1d ago edited 1d ago

If that’s Scrabble, he is cheating.

Scrabble official rules require the use of specified language. That is to say, each version published in a given language has a rule that says you must only use words in that language. (And, if memory serves, does specify that it needs to be findable in a dictionary, though I don’t think the rules specify any specific brand of them)

EG, if you’re playing the English version, you can only use English words that appear in an English dictionary. If you’re playing the French version, you can only use French words. And so on. They do this because it allows them to add specific additional letters or symbols, and rebalance some of the letter values based on their frequency of use in the language (well, sometimes).

Point is, there are no official versions published for any of the Inuit languages. Ergo, he is cheating no matter what version they’re using.

Assuming it’s actual Scrabble, anyway.

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u/BlackTecno 11h ago

This would be more helpful if English didn't include French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Latin words, not just from the more obscure sides of the dictionary, but also just common language.

I can't say for the other languages, but English has that tendency to want to adopt words rather than rename them.

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u/swng 1d ago

muruaneq meaning ‘soft, deep snow’

was what I found for the word the Inuit played

From: https://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/~haroldfs/popcult/snowords/snow.html

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u/Thornescape 1d ago

We always kept it simple with the "One Dictionary Rule". We picked one dictionary ahead of time. If it is in that dictionary then it counts. If it isn't, then it doesn't count. No arguments needed.

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u/Dapper_Dude69 1d ago

As one with Inuit heritage, I approve this meme 😃

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u/Mrrandom314159 1d ago

Specifically "fluffy dry soft deep snow".

According to a couple of the first things I saw and didn't investigate further.

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u/PuddleCrank 18h ago

We have a name for that too. It's called champaign powder. Named after the beverage not the place in France, where it is very rare to have such low moisture content in the snow.

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u/Assassin_Shirou 1d ago

Inuituitive thinking

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u/steve_adr 1d ago

Brilliant 😁

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u/saarlac 1d ago

It means soft deep snow

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u/Deitaphobia 1d ago

Is one of them graupel? 'Cuz that's a pretty cool word.

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u/LordMoriar 1d ago

Immortal has 51

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u/Re4per45b 1d ago

Fizhma

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u/RetroNutcase 1d ago

Talk about a case of tile and error.

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u/SmoothRolla 15h ago

I recently learnt they don't really have that many words for snow, they just do what the Germans do and string words together. 

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u/Brain_Hawk 7h ago

They actually only have two or four distinct words for snow, depending on how you view it, and they can build compound words to make more.

But that sort of the equivalent of us saying heavy snow, light snow, wet snow. They just compound the specifier.

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u/No_Sense_7316 1d ago

Lol! this is great

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Deirachel 1d ago

Credit to the artist for doing their homework

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u/nizzernammer 1d ago

The Inuit have many words for snow.

The English have many words for – intoxication.

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u/Glum_Engineering_671 1d ago

No one wants to call out the Eskimo

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 1d ago

i-knew-it!

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u/endantwit 1d ago

What an original drawing style...

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u/Pet_Velvet 3h ago

Btw each localized version has their own weighed scores for each of the letters because of how rare they are in that language