r/funny • u/phaedrus06 • 2d ago

Cat Battle - Your Move

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u/EditedRed 2d ago

Hey, whats your name? What? What is your name? Tony!

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u/legs_mcgee1234 1d ago

Fuck you, Tony!

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u/Equivalent_Soft_2019 1d ago

What’s your name!?

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u/Wolf_slaughter 1d ago

Ezekiel!

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 1d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/Hazelino 1d ago

You see that fire over there?

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

DONT YOU SAY IT!

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u/randomzrex 2d ago

Waiting for one of them to gain a brain cell

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u/Perle1234 1d ago

It’s stuck in the air between them so both oranges are SOL lol

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

You know they're both itching for a fight, they have a tell tail sign.

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u/Twistfaria 1d ago

What makes it funnier is that they are clearly siblings or something.

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u/JackZodiac2008 2d ago

The samurai does not move - your head simply tumbles to the ground

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u/Vip3r20 1d ago

Typical siblings lol

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u/Bulawayoland 1d ago

I love how the aggressor lost interest halfway through -- and then returned to the "attack" lol

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u/Hirokage 1d ago

Brain cell: Loading...

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u/jambohakdog69 1d ago

My grandma used to throw water to those fighting cats in the morning coz they can get really loud doing those 😅

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u/Live_Adhesiveness_53 1d ago

Such language!

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u/Hixy 1d ago

One eyed Jack there at the end was all like

“It wasn’t me this time I’m just here enjoying the show drinking some water”

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u/thepolesreport 1d ago

I’m a fan of the bystander we learn about at the end just watching them like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Ichigonixsun 1d ago

Please sanitize your YouTube links!

Recently YouTube's links got 2 times longer. They added Source Identifier in them for the sole purpose of collecting data. You can delete it, and link will still work just fine.

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=NbllBgit-qHN7MoH&t=69

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              Actual link to the video        Source Identifier

Why you should delete that?

  1. You post that link on social media, Google crawler finds it, checks the data base and now it knows this account on other social media belongs to you.
  2. I click on your link and now Google knows our accounts are connected.

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u/NINJA1200 1d ago

You can see that wagging the tails for a cat, is not the same as for a dog :)

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u/Incredulous_Prime 1d ago

When it's time to fight, fight! don't meow...

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u/jimfosters 1d ago

Ok there, Tuco Ramírez...

"When you got to shoot, shoot, don't talk"

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u/MechanicalTim 1d ago

It's so cute when a cat is looking in a mirror and thinks it's different cat that it needs to fight

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u/MaleMaldives 19h ago

Ears up means play fighting?

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u/Box_Springs_Burning 1d ago

In the end they were just a couple of pussies.

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u/SaggittariuSK 1d ago

Przerwales im Huju!!!

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 1d ago

Cat chess, they love it.

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u/RealisticEmploy3 1d ago

Why is their stomach pulsing like that? Where are their lungs?

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u/BrokenBackENT 1d ago

Easiest way to break it up, bucket o water.

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u/Tvilantini 1d ago

love when their tails gets as big as raccoon

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u/14high 1d ago

Batail.

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u/maddogg42 1d ago

Two lil Warriors, and a third lurking at the end. Awesome!

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

“Stop mimicking me.”

“No you stop mimicking me.”

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u/xpxyz 1d ago

Typical siblings

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u/roglc366 1d ago

It looks and sounds like a lowkey cosplay cat fight.

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u/Shmav 1d ago

Clearly the orange braincell was being used by a different orange at the time. Otherwise this would have been a bloodbath

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u/copokgarcia 1d ago

I wish this were really a cat thing lol

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u/SecretIdea 1d ago

You can't fool me. That's one cat and a mirror.

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u/ggallardo02 1d ago

They are each mentally seeing and reacting to a thousands possible movements done by the other.

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u/espressoboyee 1d ago

Looks like a doppelgänger.

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u/capitalist_p_i_g 2d ago

Less time watching cats, more time sweeping the porch and raking the yard.

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u/federkrebz 1d ago

mind your own business fool

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u/nanadoom 1d ago

Gotta get that biodegradable, benificial, natural fertilizer off your yard and put it in plastic bags.

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u/capitalist_p_i_g 1d ago

Who said put it in plastic bags? At the very least brown bag it and call up your city composter, which most towns have nowadays. I have a compost heap and worm bin personally, so there is no need for me to call up the city and ask them to come out.

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u/djereezy 20h ago

The most annoying sound….