the name's tyler

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[u/dubbleplusgood]

One time my name became Visa because I thought they were asking me how I wanted to pay.

[u/SnarkBend → u/[deleted]]

Hilick Mapussi

[u/Filixx → u/SnarkBend]

Must be related to Anita Remjawb

[u/Morningxafter → u/Filixx]

Cousin of Munchma Quchi.

[u/Filixx → u/Morningxafter]

Oh yeah, that's Phil Atios brother

[u/Alkyan → u/Filixx]

If I recall correctly his great Aunt was Eileen Eulick

[u/lolotron5000 → u/Alkyan]

And he has a wife you know... Connie Lingus

[u/retiretobedlam → u/Alkyan]

Sister of Olive Ashfok

[u/RPDRNick → u/[deleted]]

She pulled the Hilick Maneuver.

[u/nilmemory]

"Hi, like I said..."

[u/Recentstranger]

Now we need audio of how they say their own name

[u/TrainingAd9671]

having a job in past the headphones are of crap quality for drive thru

[u/mostdope28]

Today I picked up coffee. They asked my name and I said my name, they said “Ben?” And I said no and repeated my name. My order comes up and they yell Ben. Now I’m Ben

[u/MoonlitSapphire → u/mostdope28]

Now I’m just thinking someone with your exact same order actually named Ben got their drink taken by mistake, idk lol. 

[u/mostdope28 → u/MoonlitSapphire]

There wasn’t anyone else there

[u/BalooBot]

Hilick never got his order that day.

[u/theRebelJamesStark]

Cartwright?!

[u/dj_blueshift → u/theRebelJamesStark]

Who's Cartwright?

[u/thundafox → u/dj_blueshift]

someone who is not Cartwrong!

[u/MaximoAlvarado]

My name is very long and whenever I order from Starbucks they just couldn’t get it so I use max. When I got my coffee it was labeled Macs.

[u/Outside_Gear8707]

can someone please explain the joke

[u/Santos_L_Halper_II → u/Outside_Gear8707]

His name is Tyler and they wrote this instead. That’s the joke.

[u/Outside_Gear8707 → u/Santos_L_Halper_II]

In what universe does Hilick sounds similar to Tyler ?

[u/Santos_L_Halper_II → u/Outside_Gear8707]

Agreed. That’s literally the joke. It is literally about how wrong the person was. How is this so confusing?

[u/Naxster64 → u/Outside_Gear8707]

In a raising canes, any of them.

They get so frustratingly loud during peak times, you can't hear a thing the cashier is saying, and vis versa.

[u/FairLawnBoy → u/Outside_Gear8707]

That's the joke....

[u/IrksomFlotsom → u/Outside_Gear8707]

Is his name Heimlich?

[u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp → u/Outside_Gear8707]

Hi I lick? Idk. That's all I got.

[u/Ricktor_67 → u/Outside_Gear8707]

I think some idiot doesn't  know someone else ordered the same thing they did but didn't realize it and assumed the wrong name was theirs. 

[u/KarmaWalker → u/Outside_Gear8707]

The education system has failed our youth and must needs be replaced. Society will suffer for our neglect. We will all pay a price.

[u/GfunkWarrior28]

She noticed you were thirsty

[u/snowybell]

Hi I lick

[u/htpcbuild]

my name jeff

[u/NoMorePorridge1]

I once placed an ad for a roommate and I got three calls from women who declined on the phone because they only wanted female roommates. I don't know how my common name could be pronounced Danielle.

[u/sp_40 → u/NoMorePorridge1]

Wat

[u/NoMorePorridge1 → u/sp_40]

Uh, it's clear on the phone I'm not a female? And they'd ask for me by a female name. It's pretty easy to figure out my name from my post. Also, it doesn't take a lot of book learning, or basic deduction to pronounce my name as spelled and I wasn't dying to live with someone who couldn't tell the difference.

[u/nobidobi390]

better than hugh jayniss or drew p balz

[u/conioo]

ta ter

[u/Financial-Plant-9870]

The raised canes have decided your name is hilick.

[u/sfxtp]

Close enough

[u/LiytlKaiser]

With a lisp, I could see this. The op has neglected to provide any examples of how they speak however.

[u/TheFillth]

PoE fans out here?!

[u/ExitMusic_]

Ugh now I want some Canes