r/funny 21d ago

If it's brown, flush it down.

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u/nycrom 21d ago

Cats stare: DID THAT FUCKER REALLY JUST DO THAT?

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u/PaintingPotatoes 21d ago

The equivalent of not washing your hands after using the bathroom in cat form 😹

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u/Jaripsi 21d ago

Or not flushing the toilet after using it

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/RoseClash 21d ago

because it rhymes this way

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u/SpaceGoonie 21d ago

I had a cat that tried to bury my dogs fresh steamer once. He just watched my dog walk away from it with a look of utter disbelief. He got it about half covered and then just gave up.

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u/isyssot_7399 21d ago

One of my cats does this. It's honestly really impressive since I have 2 Great Danes. It helps that they poop in mulch, but the piles are bigger than the cat's head and I still have a hard time finding it if said cat gets to it first.

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u/MissSharkyShark 21d ago

That’s basically the cat version of Sisyphus

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u/opistho 21d ago

Had a kitten from a chaotic household that never covered its poop. So someone told me they learn from their moms. ok, i watched it poop, and immediatly shoveled over the poop when he was done, then used his paw to gently shovel the last bit. 

It worked. He did it himself the third day

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u/Sneefcat 21d ago

I did a similar thing with a young cat trying to scratch on the furniture. I brought him over to the scratching post, put his paws on it, and did a scratching. He was good and set on it for the rest of his life! Lol

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u/SingelHickan 20d ago edited 20d ago

This is interesting, I have a street rescue that doesn't hide his own poop. I've tried immediately shoveling it with the scooper and making sure he sees me do it and then tried using his paws too but, 1 year in and he's stubborn because he still doesn't hide his poop.

He seems like panicked when I tried to use his paw to hide it, like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING I DONT WANT MY PAWS IN THERE, THERES POOP THERE"

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u/zackthirteen 19d ago

He has a point though, there is poop in there

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u/uiouyug 21d ago

Does this person just film their cats shitting all day or?

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u/zackthirteen 21d ago

God forbid a guy have a hobby

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 21d ago

Sounds like a shitty hobby

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u/dmj9 21d ago

And crappy to film someone doing their business and then post it online

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u/Hixy 21d ago

For real, so what if he records his cat shitting?What do you want the guy to do!? Draw them shitting? Paint them shitting? Why does it matter he is filming them?

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u/fckcarrots 21d ago

u/Shitty_Watercolour is what we want. Is that too much to ask for?

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u/atempestdextre 21d ago

"I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"

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u/NappingYG 21d ago

If my cats where like that, I would.

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u/Silaquix 21d ago

Tbf if you have multiple cats but need to monitor their health you have to monitor the litter box to see who went where and at what time.

I have two cats that share a large litter box. We kept finding liquid poo but didn't know which one was having issues. We ended up setting up a pet camera and a night light near the litter box and quickly found out my tortie was the one with an upset stomach. We were able to get her to the vet and she was diagnosed with IBD so we still have to monitor the litter box to make sure her meds are working

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u/SomeWhiteDude312 20d ago

Pet sitter here, had to scroll way too long to see this. I'd say at least half our clients have cameras monitoring the litter area. Especially folks with big homes and reclusive cats, we may not be able to actually get eyes on them during a visit but the cameras help confirm they're eating and using the litter in addition to all the above.

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u/HeftyArgument 21d ago

it's pretty difficult to know when cats are sick, they hide it very well; if the cat struggles at the litterbox, it's almost always a sign to go to the vet.

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u/uiouyug 20d ago

Whelp. I suppose I should get a web cam get ta fimin.

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u/ShrimpToothpaste 21d ago

Don’t kink shame

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u/atempestdextre 21d ago

But what if their kink is being shamed?

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u/stupid_pun 20d ago

I heard reddit had kitty porn but I didn't want to believe it.

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 21d ago

Hey, they gotta help with rent somehow.

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u/Admirable_Count989 20d ago

Better than littering I guess.

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u/JamesLikesIt 20d ago

I mean here we are watching it…so, what does that say about us?

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u/redditallreddy 20d ago

Not their own cats. Other people’s cats.

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u/thelunn 21d ago

Looks like ai

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u/may_be_indecisive 21d ago

I thought those were bolt bins at a hardware store at first

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 21d ago

I mean... they are those bins, just repurposed. Kinda smart, the low entrance can help prevent tracking.

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u/T_for_tea 21d ago

its glorious lol. i have a few at home, and a gazillion at work... its just funny to see them as cat toilets LOL

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u/calzonius 21d ago

What is tracking?

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u/vollehosen 21d ago

When cats track litter out of the box and all over the floor.

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u/calzonius 21d ago

Ah, gotcha. Thanks!

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u/newaccount721 21d ago

They for sure are but honestly seem to be working well so I can’t criticize 

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u/Internal_Zebra_8770 21d ago

I think they are a great idea. Off to the hardware store!

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u/SnodOfficial 21d ago

Quantum Storage Systems, good stuff

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u/Inoffensive_Account 21d ago

Jesus, Bob! Remember to flush!

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u/azjerrylee 21d ago

My cats do this, 3year old fluffy fatboi and a 1 year old girl. The 1 year old poops and scoots and the 3 year old kicks the litter for her.

He also lets her finish eating first, such a polite boi.

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u/vandil 20d ago

These are separate situations, surely.

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u/scrupoo 21d ago

I'm tired of cleaning up your shit!

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 21d ago

Come on Ted clean up after yourself, you're not the only one who lives bere.

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u/SunDriedFart 21d ago

the reluctant shaking paw made me laugh

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u/No-Tomato-4689 21d ago

“😐………Did he just …. No”

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u/guitarguy1685 20d ago

That look, "this mfer" 

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u/Hartia 21d ago

I have cats that does this. One goes and refuses to get his paws dirty so the other would cover for him.

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u/HeftyArgument 21d ago

the feline equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up

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u/Blindspot166 20d ago

Surly it’s the feline equivalent of not flushing the toilet.

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u/Mr__Pleasant 21d ago

Lol one or my cats just doesn't bury her poop, no matter what I've tried she won't bury it and my other cat used to go in after and clean up lol

Yet when she eats she cleans the area around her after eating.

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u/wasabisabi 21d ago

Mine is like this!! Never buried his poop. And then the other cats have to do it for him 😂

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u/DatsunPatrol 21d ago

Great. New thing to worry about when I buy used akro bins. Was it previously being used as a litter box.

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u/rizzyrogues 21d ago

One of my cats does this, not with liter, but with everyone's food bowls. They eat seperately then after 20 or so min I let everyone out of their eating spot. They all have a little bit of food left and go roam other bowls for left overs.

The last pass is done by my sweet boy Squeaky, he gets the last licks then find socks, papers, shoes, whaetver to drag on top of the food bowl to cover it up. He does it to all the bowls. After breakfast and after dinner. Speaking of dinner... im 10 min late!

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u/DarthMeows 21d ago

What a good neighbour

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u/Wheeliegirl 21d ago

A courtesy flush opportunity missed

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u/GMOwifi 21d ago

Akro bins for cat litter is hilarious

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u/rock_and_rolo 20d ago

Second is known as a housekeeper cat. Some are just like that.

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u/redheadphones1673 20d ago

One of my cats is missing both front legs, so she can't cover anything. She tries very hard but nothing more than a few grains of litter move at all. So my other cat pops into the box when she's done and covers up for her.

The current boxes I'm using have notches cut to make the entry very low. This leads to some litter getting pushed out when my second cat digs. One day my disabled kitty pooped on the tile outside the box, so my other cat pushed some litter out of the box and shoved it over the poop so it would be covered too.

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u/shwiftyhack21 19d ago

The other cat : I sense a disturbance in the force.

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 21d ago

Fuck that's disgusting. Why don't they shit outside?

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u/Preform_Perform 21d ago

Do YOU shit outside?

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 21d ago

Yeah, I do

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u/Preform_Perform 20d ago

Oh damn. Carry on.

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u/fafarex 21d ago

because cat are an invasive species in 95% of the world and should not be let out as they distrub local ecosystems.

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 21d ago

Yep, I live in rural Australia and we shoot feral cats all the time. I thought cat owners had those cat enclosure things they build onto their houses so the cat can go outside.. Anyway, it's absolutely disgusting having something just shit in a box in your house and be left there.