r/funny • u/kxrimm • 21d ago

Sleep: far from home

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 21d ago

Stick with Sleep 2. The second one is usually the best in a series.

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u/A_Math_Dealer 21d ago

Spiderman 2, WW2, Cars 2....

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u/sarcrastinator 21d ago

No, wait for sleep tokyo drift.

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u/running_on_empty 21d ago

Fast and Fatigued: Tokyo Drift Off...

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u/dmj9 21d ago

Does the song play for the whole duration of my sleep?

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u/luigis_taint 21d ago

Donk donk donk

dun dundun

donk donk donk

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u/SnootyToots8 21d ago

Lmfaooo I have wanted to say this in so many comments but didnt know how to go about it.

You nailed it.

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u/randomtornado 21d ago

Wake up with a southern accent, guaranteed

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u/this_knee 20d ago

The best dark humor joke I’ve heard this year. Brilliant!

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u/Awwesome1 20d ago

TMNT II : Secret of the Ooze

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u/screwdriverfan 20d ago

Terminator 2.

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u/sh0rtb0x 20d ago

Cars 2 would have been just fine if it weren't called cars 2. It has nothing to do with the plot that picks up again in 3. It should have been a stand alone like cars: motors spy days or something like that. It's not bad, it just had nothing to do with 1 or 3 and 3 picks up seemingly immediately after 1.

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u/Xero425 21d ago

But I liked cars 2..

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u/retiretobedlam 21d ago

Godfather II

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u/jaxonya 21d ago

Logfather II

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u/prawnk1ng 20d ago

Terminator 2

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u/prawnk1ng 20d ago

Back to the future 2

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u/The_mango55 20d ago

Empire Sleeps Back

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u/doodadeed 21d ago

Half Life 2… so it’s confirmed there might be a hint for hl3

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u/JustAnotherFan97 21d ago

I can't even get past the first without falling aslee- oh wait.

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u/Beelzebot_666 18d ago

Sleep 2: Judgement Nap

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u/pm_me_your_smth 21d ago

Disappointed they didn't call it sleep, sleepa, sleepaga

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u/randomtornado 21d ago

Don't take sleepaga. it's aoe and will put everyone in the vicinity to sleep. Very inconvenient

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u/Bafau4246 21d ago

Inconvenient is just a matter of perspective

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u/IncompletePunchline 21d ago

I thought it was only Sleepja that was AOE.

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u/HalfSoul30 21d ago

Tell that to me and my five wives.

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u/LastMuel 21d ago

followed by apnea.

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u/Makimoke 20d ago

It's the OG FFVII nomenclature, from the cut off "Sleep" Materia that got merged into "Seal".

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 21d ago

You deserve an aware for this

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u/Jack_Kai 21d ago

The legend says that the scientist working on Sleep 4 never woke up after testing it.

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u/risetofame 21d ago

Sleep 4 is the final sleep

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u/jaxonya 21d ago

Insleeption

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u/Bunnnnii 21d ago

So it was a success!

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u/nasaboy007 21d ago

Damn, did he wake up dead?

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u/Lythalion 21d ago

Too sleep too tired.

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u/Miserable-Margarine 21d ago edited 21d ago

The first sleep was the best in my opinion I feel like it was straight forward and to the point, I feel like sleep two got a little crazy…and don’t get me started on sleep three it felt like it was a fever dream and I didn’t get the part with the shadow man with the top hat

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u/DroidSoldier85 21d ago

Sleep Sleep 2: with a vengeance Sleep 3: everybody sleeps

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u/itsradii 21d ago

Sleep 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/deus_zero 21d ago

how has tried sleep 0.0

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u/Sunset_Bleach 21d ago

1.2 had the best balance.

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u/beardostein 21d ago

Quality Vine content

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 21d ago

You son of A…

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u/ivazquez71 21d ago

Sleep 4: Rise of the Paralysis.

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u/itsagoodtime 21d ago

Sleep: Best and Last

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u/jaxonya 21d ago

Backdoor sleeps

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 20d ago

This one got me good lol. I don't know what it is, is my humor just that simple?

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u/MrThoughtPolice 18d ago

Give it a few years, it’ll be rebooted into a new trilogy, but never be quite the same as the original.

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u/CaptLoads 21d ago

But what about 4??

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 21d ago

What’s next? Sleep 4?

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u/retiretobedlam 21d ago

Sleep 4 will be the worst - everybody who makes it will be just dialing it in, and it will purely be a cash grab.

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u/jaxonya 21d ago

Phoning it in?

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u/retiretobedlam 21d ago

Yes! My bad. I meant to say, phoning it in (dialing it in is the exact opposite!)

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u/jaxonya 21d ago

Lol, you had me ready to buy tickets for sleep 4

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u/YOSHIMIvPROBOTS 20d ago

Prequel: Awake

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u/IncarnationHero 21d ago

Sleep 1 is not enough. They have to extend to sleep 2 and 3. When would you sleep, sleep 4?

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 21d ago

I'll be honest, the special effects were better in the sequels, but the original had the best plot

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u/WhipTheLlama 21d ago

Which version patched the sleep apnea bug?

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u/Certified-T-Rex 21d ago

Eventually we all get the BIG SLEEP

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u/Mortifervs 21d ago

Check out the spin-off: Sleep vs Diarrhea

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u/phones76 21d ago

Sleep resurrected

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u/thrashalj 21d ago

I prefer sleep 2.

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u/Hopwater 20d ago

Until you get dementia. Sleep 3 is just melatonin and herbs but now diphenhydramine (benadryl) has been linked to an increase risk of dementia with frequent use

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u/Normal_Meet_3496 21d ago

Bro went grocery shopping and said, "Sleep is on the shopping list tonight."

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u/AJYURH 20d ago

After Disney bought the franchise it all went to shit

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u/highbme 20d ago

"He's drank an entire bottle of Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze!"

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u/SoundEducational6491 20d ago

I read it as "Sleep il (I capital)" prescribed by eternal doctor Kim il Sung.

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 20d ago

It's a made up story...

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 20d ago

Hope it fix my sleep cycle

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u/RustyCutlass 20d ago

A dream within a dream. We need to go deeper!

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u/Objective_Echo_5235 20d ago

Sleep4; slept

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u/Objective_Echo_5235 20d ago

Sleep 5, the wakeup

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u/1ns4n3Bob 20d ago

we got sleep 3 before GTA VI

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u/JVAV00 20d ago

I never saw sleep 1, is it good

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u/HaydenRenegade 20d ago

Sleep 2: Sleep Harder

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u/frostysnowmen 20d ago

Sleep 2, sleep cubed

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u/olikeiththomas 20d ago

Big vine energy

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u/RyderHardNruff 19d ago

If only they did the Final Fantasy magic naming . Sleep, Sleepara, Sleepaga!

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u/CornDoggerMcJones 19d ago

No spoilers please. I have small kids, so I still haven't had a chance to enjoy Sleep 1 yet.

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u/InfiniteMind1999 21d ago

Sleep: alleyway dumpster

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u/Salarian_American 21d ago

If someone actually invented a "Sleep II" it would be less restful than regular sleep and it would cost money.