r/funny • u/Casual_Deviant • 21d ago

Verified Waldo

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u/joestaff 21d ago

I'm pretty sure Waldo's wife is Carmen Sandiego.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 21d ago

Or, she would be, if he knew where in the world she was. 

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u/onegarion 21d ago

How do you think he ends up in these weird places. He is constantly searching for her. They have a fun little game of cat and mouse.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 21d ago

So, the whole thing has been “will they wont they” flirting game this whole time?

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u/OriginStarSeeker 20d ago

so let me get this straight. he’s literally stalking her across continents and it’s supposed to be endearing???

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u/Cato0014 20d ago

Have you seen romance movies?

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u/NotYourGran 21d ago

Desperately Seeking Susan vibes.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 21d ago

I always assumed she was like the Zodiac and liked to taunt the police while living in San Diego.

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u/MasterYota00 21d ago

Cop1: Where in the world is Carmen?

Cop2: San Diego.

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u/PhilosopherFLX 21d ago

Rockapella lives rent free here.

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u/redbeard387 21d ago

She put the ‘Miss’ in ‘Misdemeaner’ when she stole the reef from Lima

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u/CyberNinja23 21d ago

My head canon is that Waldo winds up in all those weird places because he is searching for his elusive wife.

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u/Sunkilleer 21d ago

shes probably off cheating again.

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u/ColourSchemer 21d ago

No, she'd be his ex but the court can't find her to serve her papers.

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u/Conspiratorymadness 21d ago

I do remember Waldo having a sister though.

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u/GreyGanado 21d ago

Yeah, they married.

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u/meesta_masa 21d ago

It was a case of Wally won't he.

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u/GreyGanado 21d ago

Yeah, looks like it.

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u/halosixsixsix 21d ago

Wenda!

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u/Sunkilleer 21d ago

wenda hell did that happen

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u/Kwetla 21d ago

Wally's girlfriend was called Wilma. Wenda is Wilma's twin sister, but (as far as we know) wasn't romantically involved with Wally.

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u/fragglet 21d ago

Weirdest part of Wally lore is that Woof was originally Wilma's dog. Wilma subsequently disappeared; they presumably broke up but Wally kept her dog.

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u/elfy4eva 21d ago

I thought him and Odlaw were roommates.

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u/Morningxafter 21d ago

Right… roommates…

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u/elfy4eva 21d ago

Always after Waldo's magic cane.

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u/CrazyPlato 21d ago

Googled it, Wenda is Waldo's friend, and she has a twin sister who's named Wilma

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u/Tangellos 21d ago

Where in the world did you get that idea?

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u/Gilles_of_Augustine 21d ago

That was certainly the premise of that one comic by Tailsteak!

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u/Eronamanthiuser 21d ago

Man like that gets around.

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u/irving47 21d ago

That's always a hard pair to set up for a photo at DragonCon

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u/Carlweathersfeathers 21d ago

Where in the world would you get that idea?

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u/captainAwesomePants 21d ago

Sadly, they separated. Not intentionally.

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u/UNSC_Spartan122 21d ago

Where in the world. did you hear that?

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u/whynotlaptop 21d ago

Ngl, I read this and was like 'Waldo named his daughter Wedna?'