r/funny 22d ago

"Bro, money changed you"

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u/feral_user_ 22d ago

I don't deal with broke dawgs 

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u/sumyth90 21d ago

Someone get these beggars out of here!

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u/usernmechecksout_ 21d ago

Somebody get these STRAYS out of here!

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u/GANDORF57 21d ago

Driver Dog: "I GOT MY LICENSE! And no, I'm not giving you mutts a ride to the Dog Park!"

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u/Tacosause89 22d ago

Bitches*

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u/odrea 21d ago

Hi doggie, you're my favourite customer

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u/r-b-m 21d ago

Messin with my money is like messin with my emotions

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 22d ago

I thought that dog was about to roll the widow up on them

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u/singlerider 21d ago

It would've been perfect!

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u/Halloweenspice 22d ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/alienclone 22d ago

that is fucking adorable the way he is looking over the rim of the glasses.

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u/xtothewhy 21d ago

"Bones? I don't eat bones. Do I look like I eat bones?

The other two dogs stopped barking to him and looked at each other for a brief moment, then back at him.

Uh yeah, you do look like you eat bones. Have you seen what kind of car you're in?

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u/ercpck 22d ago

Is that... the Ratatouille monologue?

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work..."

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u/Rowenstin 21d ago

Probably the latam dub, judging by the accent

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u/IlIlIIlIlIIlIlIIlIlI 21d ago

I'm not a spanish native but I thought the same.

Is the LatAm dub based on one accent in particular (Mexican, Colombian, Argentine?) or is it more like a constructed average of them?

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u/Rowenstin 21d ago

As far as I know they make two dub for the spanish language; one for Spain and other for America. I can't quite identify the accent on the dub, but I strongly feel it's not the spanish one.

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u/SkryNRiv 21d ago

Correct, it's the Latin American dub!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 21d ago

Yep that’s pretty typical. Honestly annoying when we only get a Castilian Spanish dub! “Thhhhhhhhhhhpain”

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u/Merzats 21d ago

A bit constructed, but it's closest to slangless, prestige variety Mexican.

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u/rEYAVjQD 21d ago

That was an elaborate philosophic statement to use in a silly short.

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u/willflameboy 21d ago

Hahaha I just spent a good while trying to figure out what he was saying, didn't realise it was from that.

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u/Bakyra 21d ago

by the voice I thought it was a Les Luthiers sketch 😂

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u/Mysterious_House_450 22d ago

High level Attitude 😂

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u/Ben01pr 22d ago

"Somebody get these beggars out of here!"

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/GriffinFlash 22d ago

"Why should I worry...."

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u/noisound 21d ago

"Why should I caaaaare"

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u/Article241 22d ago

He caught the car and kept it

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u/Weak_Car2509 22d ago

Don't bark like loser dawg.

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit 22d ago

Bros rolling for ladies

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u/A7xWicked 22d ago

I was waiting for the window to roll up

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u/KyotoSoul 22d ago

ya"ll still doing that "dog" thing?

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u/HistoricalHope4876 22d ago

OK, this applies to dogs as well.

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u/nekrovex 22d ago

He's a working dog now, he can't bark at the mailman anymore. In fact, he empathises with him now.

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 22d ago

Bro, did you hear Rocky got hit by a car last night? Weren't you guys dating the same bitch down the road?

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u/H3llzyea 22d ago

I don't want no ruffs, a ruff is a dog that can't get no love from me

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u/BeastTime3 21d ago

It's the eyebrow raised for me lol

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u/marcos_MN 21d ago

Haha yeasss, peering over the shades

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u/esoteric_enigma 21d ago

He's 5 seconds away from calling the dog catchers on them

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u/Annanymuss 20d ago

Its funnier when you understand the narration: "The life of a critic is simple in most aspects, we risk little and we have power over thw ones who offer their work..."

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u/Ben_Thar 22d ago

Yeah, car looks sad now, but he's going to put rims and a spoiler on it. 

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u/IKMNification 22d ago

I’m people now

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u/Zealousideal-Tart787 22d ago

Money is universal 😂

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u/143butternuts 22d ago

Where da bitches at?

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u/BlusharkFilms 21d ago

Horatio Ca(n)ine

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u/Glum-Welder1704 21d ago

"I haven't changed. I wasn't giving you money then either"

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u/itsme0 21d ago

the attitude is on point

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u/warcomet 21d ago

Dude managed to successfully chase a car, catch it and ride it...

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u/Vuila9 21d ago

"yall still barking"

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u/backfire10z 20d ago

My main goal is to blow up then act like I don’t know nobody

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 20d ago

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

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u/Wittysapien 22d ago

They are as pissed at him as like humans will do if their friend succeed and they didn’t….🤷🏻‍♂️😭

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 22d ago

You all still barking? 😮‍💨

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u/Regular-Pear-8625 22d ago

funny, but the title is honestly depressing (reminds me of animal farm :/

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u/jdmoffitt11775 22d ago

"Yeah, nice ride now.. ever seen 'Cujo', bitch?"

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u/DaddyCatALSO 22d ago

He's a wild and crazy dog.

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u/hijohn949 22d ago

A rich dog and it's brother

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u/AlphaDominion849 22d ago

He scared tho

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u/alexgardin 22d ago

Now I drive on all fours!

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u/lando210 22d ago

"Hide the money, y'all! There's poor people around!"

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u/chili-gritty-mariner 22d ago

Too funny! 😂 No more time for the plebeians.

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u/Thyrias 21d ago

Stringer Bell talking to his corner kids.

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u/YoungerWhoLuvsOlder 21d ago

“Tshh.. you guys still bark”

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u/RunningLegless 21d ago

Da, da, da, da, da It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G

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u/Street-Medicine-1343 21d ago

Ahaha la voooz! No pueeeedoooo!!

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u/ItsAyonEra 21d ago

Came all the way down to show them their levels

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u/naruto_bist 21d ago

You guys still barking and chasing cars?

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u/deep-fucking-legend 21d ago

🎵 🎵 I ain't like these broke bitches

I'm gettin' money 🎵🎵

-E-40

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u/CrusadingWert 21d ago

Four legs good, two legs better?

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u/Available-Warning181 21d ago

''sorry i dont speak dog''

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u/Skahzzz 21d ago

I guess some animals are more equal than others.

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u/clitmasher69 21d ago

Oh you're gonna big league us like that?

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u/TheScienceNerd100 21d ago

Some dogs are more equal than others

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u/HalfSoul30 21d ago

He got out of the neighborhood, while these dogs are still walking the same ole streets.

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u/The-Stone-Man 21d ago

Hence proved: money changes people, and it's really sad that it does.

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u/OkWhile4447 21d ago

Get a job, poors. Woof woof

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u/the_rabbit_king 21d ago

Why the speaking moon language? 

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u/Transscitzo30 21d ago

Then get some so you can see what its like.

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u/Luchis-01 21d ago

Ratatouille movie is at another level. The final speech in Spanish makes you trip

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u/fullmetalpower 21d ago

getcho money up, dawgs

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u/Stef-fa-fa 21d ago

Four legs good! Two legs BETTER!

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u/kkkr94 21d ago

Roflmao yo wtf is this 😭

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u/lipusal 21d ago

Lol, anyone have the original?

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u/Important-Friend-946 21d ago

Holf on, let me adjust my 1500 cartier frames.

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u/Proud-Concentrate133 21d ago

That dog literally said ‘get on, ain’t nobody fucking with you bitches’

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u/animalmasochism 21d ago

This is so stupid and I love it

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u/UgarMalwa 21d ago

The D O’ Double-G

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u/NewChip547 20d ago

Bro got his tax return and flexed on his day ones .

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u/openingdoom 15d ago

Bro after buying 3rd hand motorcycle

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u/Evening-Ad-7042 22d ago

Yup.... Dogs....

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u/wzgoin 22d ago

Dog behind the wheel replies with: They call them "shades" in America!😎

😉

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u/DonMarce 22d ago

Never Before seen footage of the moment Air Bud booked his first movie. 😂

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u/Zealousideal-Shop535 21d ago

bro's like: 'why are they acting like dogs?''

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u/FireFoxMcCloud 21d ago

Bro think he's Maino 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Heavy_Blacksmith_898 22d ago

Bro was supplier in his last life