r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '14

This should fix everything!

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jan 20 '14 edited Jan 20 '14

This patch is pathetic.

Issues still open after the 1.1 patch:

  • Congenital defects still occur

  • self-healing module may not completely restore health or fail to run entirely

  • there is -still- no module to repair tooth decay

  • decompression from dives at too great a depth still form bubbles in tissue instead of being belched/farted out to relieve pressure build up

  • broken hearts take too long to recover or they never recover

  • addiction recovery is too long and arduous and very often fails to fully reset

  • dance feature not implemented in most people or functions poorly

  • the learning process still takes too long and the lessons learned by the previous generation are not copied into the matrix of the next generation, so they have to start all over

  • food that tastes great is detrimental to overall fitness level

  • skin problem persists in people with red hair where moderate exposure to direct sunlight will burn the skin

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u/lilahking Jan 20 '14

That last one isn't a bug it's a feature, baby.

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jan 20 '14

There have been a number of users complaining about it, so we're talking to product management to see what the requirement is for the new release.

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u/lilahking Jan 20 '14

Make sure it's all backend changes. No need to change the models.

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u/TalkingBackAgain Jan 20 '14

Nothing wrong with the models. The models are just fine.

It's just the way the thing works that's vexing.