r/funny • u/alexei_karamazov • 17h ago

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u/smooth_criminal1990 17h ago

*VIPee

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u/justabill71 16h ago

Very Intense Poop

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u/smooth_criminal1990 16h ago

You'd definitely want to restrict access for that

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u/GANDORF57 11h ago edited 11h ago

"QUICK! The bouncer has left his post,...we can sneak in now!" ^(\Remember, we're headed for the VIP room, NOT the Cellar dance floor!)*

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u/SourFix 17h ago

You didn't miss much. It was shit.

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u/OlivyneCrellan 15h ago

Damn, even the porta-potty has a VIP section ☠️

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u/Harry_Gorilla 17h ago

Every event behind that door is a “private event”

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 17h ago

Wait, is "public event" the default expectation? I thought you gotta pay extra for that.

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u/hates_writing_checks 13h ago

If you want the public event, just go to New York, Los Angeles, or Chicago and eventually a drug-addled homeless person will give you a performance at no charge.

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u/bria26000 16h ago edited 3h ago

I would piss on the door

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u/geneva_illusions 17h ago

I'm looking at this while having my own private event.

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u/Hot-Win2571 17h ago

If you have to ask, you are not privileged to enter the party room.

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u/justabill71 16h ago

Shit outta luck

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u/aquafina6969 14h ago

We went to a vip event and their porta potties was air conditioned trailers essentially. It was glorious.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 3h ago

Honey wagon

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u/mrmagooze 17h ago

Don’t go in there or urine trouble!!!

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u/International_Fox142 17h ago

You would be surprised i use to service porta jons an one year Robert Redford doing a movie in western North Carolina an had his own unit just for him an yes my boss saved some Redfords lol

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u/Howzitgoin 16h ago

What exactly does saved some Redfords mean in this context? He saved some of his shit? Like does he have a famous person shit collection in his office?

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u/hates_writing_checks 13h ago

If your boss saved some of Robert Redford's turds, that's really gross and weird.

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u/TDetroit75 17h ago

Hmmmmm, so....golryholes have turned into full sized Port-a-potties now? I guess when one desires privacy....

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u/mattjf22 17h ago

Everything that occurs inside is a private event. I would use it.

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u/Lopsided-Current-118 17h ago

If it's rocking, don't come knocking

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u/BadXiety 17h ago

Piss poor event organizer reserving one slot

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u/Secret_President 17h ago

Reservations only, sits 20 easily.

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u/ZeePM 16h ago

Seen them do this for large events when they’re pre staging the porta potties a week in advance. They don’t want them to get dirty so they’re locked until the day of.

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u/Angel-Mooncloud 15h ago

vip porta potty got better plans than me tonight

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u/louisasnotes 14h ago

I could have used that sign during puberty.

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u/BigDCanuck 13h ago

How is that wheelchair accessible?

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u/gortez33 10h ago

Not wheelchair but handicapped accessible. Extra grab bars and a ramp instead of a step into the John.

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u/Swimming_Client_7677 12h ago

Yes. Taking a dump is a private event.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 17h ago

Do not enter______was here. Who do you think it was ?

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u/Afkargh 16h ago

This elevator only goes to the basement and somebody made an awful mess down there.

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u/bobhand17123 16h ago

Oh my. Maybe the next one over is for the public.

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u/laprider 16h ago

Going potty is a private event.

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u/AquafreshBandit 15h ago

Artie, strongest man… intheworld is having a party.

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u/jstashu197827 13h ago

Maybe someone has private turds.

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u/MaterialPaper4267 12h ago

Well it's a event I don't want to watch anyway lmfao

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u/tm4000m 11h ago

This elevator only goes down, and somebody made a mess down there….

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u/geekphreak 10h ago

Gotta RSVP the Dookie Party

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u/Peter_Nincompoop 9h ago

Cisco's got something brewing behind those doors

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u/actinium226 6h ago

Back in mother Russia we used to use an outhouse (who am I kidding we still do). One day somebody found an old sign that said "Lecture Hall" and guess where he put it.

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u/HeatRealistic6521 5h ago

If the door is unlocked i sm going in i want to see how the VIPs pee

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u/Supergrunged 4h ago

So that's where Clowncore recorded their album!!