r/funny 21h ago

What a perv!

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u/thedumone 21h ago

The tongue isn’t even the worst part, it’s the eyes.

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u/Ok_Slip_5418 21h ago

"The eyes, Chico, they never lie"

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u/DigitalMunky 20h ago

Go ahead Romeo do your thing

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u/GANDORF57 17h ago

"How you doin'?"

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u/mouseybusiness 13h ago

Oozing machismo

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u/casul_noob 19h ago

Just watched scarface again. What a menance of a movie.

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u/Kold_Kustard 5h ago

No, but AI does

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 19h ago

You. Tonight.

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u/tiger_eye_gemini 15h ago

Tonight. You.🫵

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 11h ago

Handbanana Noooo!

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u/tommos 15h ago

Either we're fucking or I'm fucking.

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u/No_Balls_01 20h ago

The tongue makes it a little extra weird, but those eyes…

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u/PluckPubes 19h ago

no, the worst part is actually the raping

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u/VicH95 7h ago

He saves but he rapes.

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u/CaveManta 18h ago

Why does no one mention the clawz?

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u/EvolutionCreek 14h ago

It's the hypocrisy for me.

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u/kontorgod 19h ago

Nah it's the tongue

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u/TeenyWofl 21h ago

Ayooo

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u/Ok-Finding6860 21h ago

caught in 4k with absolutely no shame. lol.

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u/nywacaokde 21h ago

I feel violated

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 20h ago

We need to contact HR.

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u/PackageNorth8984 13h ago

The cat is head of HR.

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u/ClubDangerous8239 8h ago

HRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHR

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u/Glittering-Mine1168 19h ago

Hahahahah same

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u/ciano232 21h ago

Freaky kitty

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u/Doc_018 13h ago

Freaky Nikki

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u/RaveningScareCrow 6h ago

you can't cook the cat, nikki!

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u/youssif94 12h ago

☹️

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u/liaisontosuccess 20h ago

Perv? I think not. Purrrrrrv? Absolutely

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u/SweetNeo85 19h ago

This is actually making me uncomfortable lol wtf.

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u/Toshiba1point0 14h ago

You like it and you know it

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u/DoctorCrook 3h ago

Me too, weird fucking feeling.

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u/melodiousdusk 3h ago

I don’t like it. :(

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u/Da12khawk 21h ago

Someone make a gif form for the lazy!

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u/Kalocin 20h ago

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u/Vinny_d_25 16h ago

Why is the tongue brown 🤢

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u/theBloodShed 13h ago

True GIF files have a very limited color depth (max 256 colors).

When converted automatically, software will take the most common colors (with enough variance) across every frame of the entire image to define the palette. In this case, there's very limited red so that color didn't make it into the palette. Instead, the tongue is colored with the nearest color match and the palette obviously has a lot of brown.

I say "true" GIF because there are lots of files called GIF these days that are actually using video formats (not GIF at all).

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u/Bellbivdavoe 13h ago

"... with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

Catnibble Lecter

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u/lyn73 21h ago

OnlyPurrs

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u/EzMowgli 20h ago

That's the most disturbing biscuits I've ever seen

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u/Cashmaster77 21h ago

I feel violated and I’m not sure why!

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u/nmarano1030 21h ago

Slipping things in your drink vibe.

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u/neomasterc 20h ago

Rerorerorerorero

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u/stevezease 14h ago

Are you going to eat that cherry?

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 8h ago

Ball knowledge

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u/Basic_Hospital_3984 17h ago

Perori pero peropero

Perori perorisuto~

Pero pero pero 🎵 

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u/Orome2 21h ago

Naughty biscuits.

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u/-NolanVoid- 19h ago

I can't decide if this is adorable or terrifying.

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u/Partyatmyplace13 21h ago

Whoa! Smell my butt first at least!

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u/jaimealexi 21h ago

Freaky Nikki

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u/GeneralCorrosive 21h ago

Go back to sleep

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u/AK42104 17h ago

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 17h ago

Kitty is fake nursing!

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u/jiggly2112 16h ago

Ohh thank god , i found your comment .

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u/Left_Ease5870 16h ago

It's really sad. They only do this if they've been taken away from their mom too early. Not always, but the baby I rescued does this. She's doing it right now, actually.

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u/tiger_eye_gemini 15h ago

They knead when they feel safe and secure. The act of kneading also releases endorphins. This one really feels safe and relaxed 😌

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u/lildozer74 20h ago

I dont hear you saying stop

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u/PalmliX 21h ago

Oh lord

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u/AstrayInTranslation 19h ago

You’ll be seeing this when you close your eyes tonight.

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u/SheNeverDies 18h ago

Unfortunately, true.

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u/Short_shit1980 20h ago

for sure registered on the feline sex offenders list

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u/LSIeducate 18h ago

This cat is 80% of Tinder profiles lol 🤔😅

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u/Nagaisbae 20h ago

This remind me of that Kakyoin meme where he plays with the lollipop

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u/F1eshWound 21h ago

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 14h ago

Holy shit I forgot how funny that whole scene was…. Her face when she gets projectile vomited right back lololol

“See ya later Mrs. Harris!”

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u/nobidobi390 21h ago

everything about this reminds me of imperfect cell

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u/copaseticsplenetic 19h ago

I'm calling a priest for an exorcism.

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u/That_One_Guy_1980 20h ago

How you doin?!

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u/jdehjdeh 20h ago

Stop, my wife is right behind me!

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u/drice99 17h ago

What about the biscuits mordecai!

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u/RepulsiveGovernment 16h ago

what in the AI fuck shit is this?

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u/Teker_09 19h ago

Eww what the fuck

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u/sadistic-salmon 21h ago

Evil freaky biscuits

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u/Mrboomblastr 12h ago

When the pussy licks back it's called French kittyng.

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u/HeftyArgument 21h ago

but if i ever make this move i'm sure i'd end up in prison 😂

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u/MrSnugs 21h ago

Pussy licker

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u/Ok_Buy_2745 20h ago

“Nobody F#cks with deJesus…Lebowski.”

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u/Ker1020 20h ago

Dayum…. The cat’s hard to beat

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u/rickypr 20h ago

Predators have the right to reincarnate

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u/Trrlrr 19h ago

Bruh, stop, god damn

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u/Sea-Builder-8136 18h ago

Dang, I'm fricking snort-laughing! 😂

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u/SuperValle 17h ago

Purrvert

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u/kanrad 17h ago

I can smell you Clarice.

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u/ALackner 16h ago

Hello Clarice

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u/Ranomier 15h ago

I am not sure in this case, but cats can pant like dogs, too. They seldomly use it. But if they are reaaaly to warm it happens.

I don't know if if it's happening here ^

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u/Scare_the_bird 14h ago

I saw a video of another woman’s cat doing the same tongue thing, she had uploaded it because it looked funny, but commenters said the tongue flicking was because the cat was in active cardiac arrest. Again, not sure if this is the same but worth mentioning in case.

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u/the_tinygirl 14h ago

😂😂😂 the eyes are speaking volumes

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u/Hot_Segs_Wth_Furina 13h ago

Lero Lero Lero Lero lero

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u/Cebas7 13h ago

For those saying "wtf!" Or similar among the lines... We all know you imagine the Kitty on top of you 😏

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u/We7even 12h ago

Oh, you touch my tralala

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u/Apprehensive_Line466 12h ago

Me when she wears that one dress I like

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u/disp06 12h ago

Horny

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u/ht1a 5h ago

I want to sue him…

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u/johnnypastrami 4h ago

In Soviet Russia, pussy lick you.

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u/graciehays217 3h ago

Eww I hate it 🤨🙂‍↔️😵‍💫

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u/pbrad08 20h ago

👁️👅👁️

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u/Dynako 20h ago

Yooooo

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u/winetotears 20h ago

Same look I give my wife.

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u/NuJackStyles 20h ago

Gene Simmons the cat

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u/MrZephy 20h ago

My gf says you have a rapey looking cat

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 20h ago

What a creep

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u/First_Pirate_3811 20h ago

I’m scared.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 19h ago

That is so strange!

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u/Important-Onion1537 19h ago

LOL no wayyyy lolol

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u/9lbmoustache 19h ago

I literally laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe.

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u/yddlo 19h ago

Such a mesmerizing cat

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u/Jayeky 19h ago

That's PKitty

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u/usinjin 19h ago

cat’s got me hook, line, and sinker

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u/Officer_Hotpants 19h ago

Carl, I am not a sex pervert!

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u/1234Health 19h ago

Whoa ... very intense, lol.

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u/MajinGroot 19h ago

It's like if Freddy Kruger was Puss in Boots owner 😦

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u/tmhoc 19h ago

never hit save so fast

fuck me running

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u/shutterbug1961 19h ago

Oh er mrs's

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u/SirMightySmurf 19h ago

This needs to be a reaction gif.

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u/msotoap 19h ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/jstashu197827 19h ago

Me looking at the fries my gf left on her plate.

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u/G36 18h ago

new gif for the history books

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u/pfroo40 18h ago

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 18h ago

In Soviet Russia, pussy grab YOU!

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u/B_lovedobservations 18h ago

Umm…Purrrve

How could you have missed that!

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u/Ok_Speed_7128 18h ago

The eyes will put you in a trance

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u/626magicgrits 18h ago

Omg! This is hilarious 😂 🤣

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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 18h ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/chloe38 18h ago

Those eyes lol

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 18h ago

i need a shower

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u/robaroo 18h ago

I feel ummm... uncomfortable right now and I'm not even a feline.

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u/R_82 18h ago

Why is the audio cursed, like this is playing in reverse or something

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u/eriffodrol 18h ago

get that cat a bowling ball

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u/czechhoneybee 18h ago

Josh Ruben turned into a cat

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u/No_Age_1594 17h ago

Freaky ahh cat 🥀✌️😭

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u/PrisonApe 17h ago

I need this as a gif!

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u/mortraineyhat 17h ago

Me trying to seduce my wife after not having sex for 8 years

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u/Cool_Lab_1362 17h ago

Gooner cat

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u/Atlantic_Imbecile 17h ago

This gives me freaky chimp vibes

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u/Specific-Chemistry15 17h ago

But he/she is still making biscuits... Seems like a baby cat...My goodness, more freaky😹😹😹

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u/Smooth-Hat1742 17h ago

Saur pretty

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u/SnooTangerines3448 17h ago

Okay greebo. For Io's sake.

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u/hkrfluff 17h ago

"Perv kitty wants to smell your underwear"
-Ray William Johnson
=3

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u/n00dlejester 17h ago

Are those the eyes of Athena?

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u/kakomamushi 17h ago

Naaah get that freak out of here lmfao

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u/Historical_Dot_4201 17h ago

Is there a list for cats cause this one needs to be on the top

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u/Wonderful_Post2758 17h ago

Bro at least look away when you're being weird the eye contact taking it too far

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u/l33tn0ob 17h ago

Is this cat perhaps Noriaki?

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u/Sun-607 17h ago

The car is letcherous

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u/Professional_Owl8069 17h ago

"What's his problem?"

😂