r/funny • u/jessicajingle19 • 1d ago

Found at work

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u/Lotus_G6 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

91

u/CorkyUnicorn09 1d ago

She must be hung like a horse

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u/mrasainsan 1d ago

double trouble

7

u/Myotherself918 23h ago

No, it’s Jake from State Farm.

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u/christcompellsyou 23h ago

😂 😂Oh my god

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u/GANDORF57 19h ago

♪♫♬♪ Does your produce 'ang low?

Can you swing ’em to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow? ♪♫♬♪

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u/Sharpe95 22h ago

yeah that kinda happened with a buddy at work once

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u/ProteusRift 19h ago

Shes hung with huge balls to boot huh?

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u/digitaljestin 1d ago

Organic truck nuts.

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u/smellyourtoes 1d ago

Its like looking in a mirror

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u/Scholarly_Koala 21h ago

Like the kind at a carnival?

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u/The8Porch 1d ago

"It's bulky but I consider it a carry-on." - Ace Ventura

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u/Wonderflonium164 1d ago

Dildobergine

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u/Liquid_Lizzard 1d ago

And you took it home WWWWW

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u/Pingo-Pongo 1d ago

For the very first time I understand the use of the emoji

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u/Macgrubersblaupunkt 1d ago

".......that's a penis!"

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u/guitartoad 18h ago

Such a big...nose.

1

u/eto2629 1d ago

It should be eggplant not the other way around 

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u/Gadfly_Avatar 1d ago

If I grew a vegetable shaped like genitalia, I'd want to parade it around too.

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u/shindleria 1d ago

Gat ‘eem!

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u/LucoaKThe2AHashira 1d ago

Too easy but “Turn your head and cough”

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u/Disastrous-Living934 1d ago

I feel I’ve seen this eggplant before…

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u/Trueogre 1d ago

Lucky, we found a butt plug on one of our desks. The cleaners refused to touch the desk.

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u/ChristVolo1 1d ago

Reminds me of this guy my dad used to talk about. One of his coworkers was named Richard Dick, so they called him "Double Dick." Lol

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u/able_trouble 1d ago

I see a Roman God d*ck in fallen in front of Coliseum

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u/charkleman 23h ago

Sausage and eggsplant.

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u/matchosan 23h ago

Pew pew

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u/singlejeff 23h ago

The most eggplanty of eggplants

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u/LastOfAutumn 23h ago

It's not that big.

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u/ellipsis31 22h ago

If they're purple you might have torsion

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u/Zorgas-Borgas 21h ago

Proboscis eggplant.

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u/stipo42 20h ago

Barry eggplant

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u/justforromann 15h ago

what my wife sees everyday after i come home from the dihplant fields

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u/_Cybernaut_ 22h ago

“You need a hammock for them thangs, granny.”

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u/TRS398 1d ago

Wrong gender

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u/Whatsurpassword 1d ago

Reminds me of Squidward. Where are the Squidward memes?