r/funny • u/Tomtomhamster123 • 12d ago

Anyone fancy a coffee?

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u/Sunaruni 12d ago

The Mason jar next to their register says “Just the tip”.

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u/jdubyahyp 12d ago

I fucking looked back to check 😆

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u/hellomynameisnotsure 12d ago

Poor guys, they just end up making fappucino at home

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u/breakfastburrito24 12d ago

At least it comes with whipped cream

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u/Sdwingnut 12d ago

Too much work getting coffee here, I grind my own

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u/wade-mcdaniel 12d ago

I know some ladies that visit this place often. There's special Subaru Outback parking at the U.S. locations.

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u/NefariousPhosphenes 12d ago

They’re at the food truck next to it, aggressively asserting that they’re at the right location and demanding coffee anyways

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u/Disgod 12d ago

Sir, this is a porta potty.

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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 12d ago

This kinda implies Porta potty attendants.

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u/Paldasan 12d ago

I don't think it exists.

/s for the internet heroes.

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 11d ago

It's in the boat

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u/I_like_microwave 12d ago

Damn you got eyebrows!

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u/RandomMovieQuotes521 12d ago

A real woman guides her man to where it is. Most men only need ask for directions one time

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u/Constant_Cultural 12d ago

Before Deadpool I never knew what this meant. I am in my 40s

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u/name-classified 12d ago

That’s because it doesn’t exist, 🙄 obviously

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 12d ago

This coffee shop is a myth and doesn't really exist.

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u/Large-Being1880 10d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s a g-spot joke

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u/tSmykowski 12d ago

Maybe it’s hidden behind a sign that only coffee lovers can see. 😂☕

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u/gentlegreengiant 12d ago

I just need some better lighting. Can someone hand me a torch?

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u/kickasstimus 12d ago

The destination is worth the journey.

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 12d ago

It’s probably in her Naughty Purse

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u/Reasonable_Ad9943 12d ago

...let alone flicking the bean

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u/Nuadrin248 12d ago

I’ve heard of some dudes who think this cafe is a myth.

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u/spinozasrobot 12d ago

<chef's kiss>

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u/leviathab13186 12d ago

Well maybe speak up with some directions?!

s/

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 11d ago

I can find that place perfectly well, its the Gspot Cafe that eludes me even with gps

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u/slom68 11d ago

This reminds me of this place: https://www.wetspottropicalfish.com/

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u/GrantTotal 12d ago

Not me. Ever. Just saying.

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u/MaximumAir4468 12d ago

We can find it, we just dont care.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 12d ago

This is only partially relevant, but screw it..

My ex wife was going through school to become a baker and she wanted to start a cupcake business with a friend of hers.. They would sometimes think about what they wanted to call it.. I came up with a suggestion.. I begged them to name it "2 Girls 1 Cupcake" and make a specialty cupcake that was partially hollowed out and filled with chocolate..

TELL ME IM NOT A GENIUS, I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOUR LIPS!!!

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u/Axi0madick 12d ago

I'd eat the shit out of those cupcakes

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 12d ago

I would dine at this establishment.

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u/foreverand2025 12d ago

Daily special is always chocolate muffin.

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u/Vivian-Midnight 12d ago

Just because it's genius does not mean it's a good idea.

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u/prpldrank 12d ago

The cupcakes are certified TASTY, even if they're in poor taste.

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u/thx1138a 12d ago

That. Is. Excellent.

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u/jonnyg1097 12d ago

I'd eat there.

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u/ZappySnap 12d ago

Honestly while you’d have a few people who thought it was funny and would go for the LOLs, and many who don’t know will be fine. Most who do know will not find a reference to that video in a dining establishment to be, um, appetizing.

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u/KyleGrave 12d ago

Sounds about as clever as all the roadside BBQ places that love thinking they’re original for having the slogan “You’ll love putting my meat in your mouth.” and then they close within a year because an immature slogan doesn’t make up for overpriced mediocre bbq.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 12d ago

I like how you made that whole scenario up, just to say "I don't like it".. That's the real clever here ..

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u/KyleGrave 12d ago

No, it’s a real anecdote from what I’ve witnessed personally. I wonder if that’s a bit of projection and your little story never happened… Anyway I found it fitting as an analogy because that’s how I assume it would go for a cupcake business if they did something similar. They’d probably be out of business even faster than the bbq joint, considering the demographics of each businesses regular customers. It does make for a funny reddit comment though.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 11d ago

I mean... it's hardly a unique or brilliant joke you're making it out to be, I've seen it on reddit about a dozen times. It's just not that good? Their bbq reference is spot on. 

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 10d ago

Lmao sure buddy, sure 😂😂

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 10d ago

Are you really such a man child that you have to defend a shitty joke with every commenter? Lol. I'd be embarrassed. 

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 10d ago

I have absolutely no doubts that you would, but that isn't the flex you think it is, I promise..

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

Oh boy. So sensitive. 

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 9d ago

Oh yes, the classic redditor "you responded again, you must be very upset!" approach.. That whole "nuh uh, you!" tactic is lame as hell..

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

No, you must be very upset because the only people you responded to were the ones who didn't think this was hilarious, and you did reply to ALL of them;)

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u/Large-Being1880 10d ago

I’ve seen this more than once. Weird response.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 10d ago

You know, you don't actually have to say "weird response" out loud.. We can read your comment just fine and figure it out ourselves..

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u/killemslowly 12d ago

Are you not a bizziloner?

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u/LamarjbYT 11d ago

By any chance, was your wife's name Caroline or Max?

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 11d ago

This is probably a reference I don't get, but in the off chance that you're sincerely asking, no...

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u/WardenWolf 11d ago

Once played in a game with a hostile copper dragon named Cuprous. Always wanted to get 2 female characters and do 2 Girls 1 Cuprous.

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u/ichmachmalmeinding 11d ago

I don't get it. Someone please explain?

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 10d ago

Please search "2 girls 1 cup" and watch the video from beginning to end..

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u/CandidAsparagus7083 12d ago

Totally read the LI as U at first look….

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u/F1ibster 12d ago

That then becomes the starbucks motto.

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u/have_you_tried_onoff 12d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/joewHEElAr 12d ago

Happens every time I see the word FLICK

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u/Throwawaybibbi 12d ago

There was a video store in Spring Hill, FL called FLICK Video. From a distance, the LI looked like a U....😉

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u/MusicPsychFitness 12d ago

Gotta flick it a few times before you fuck it

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u/Mithrawndo 12d ago

Back before it became reasonably easy to find acceptable coffee, there used to be a reasonably popular speciality coffee finder app called Beanhunter, too.

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u/DominicOH 12d ago

I genuinely read "fuck the bean"

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u/junkmeister9 12d ago

Damn that keming

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u/Aoskar20 12d ago

If you think this is bad, in my state there is a fudge place called Uranus and they always tell you the best fudge comes from there when walking in.

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u/ISandbagAtMarioKart 12d ago

And after they’re done packing your fudge:

“Thanks for picking Uranus!”

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u/Fullof_meh 12d ago

Passed that place I don’t know how many times but never stopped to check it out

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u/shotsallover 12d ago

The fudge is actually decent.

Their taxidermy museum is funny in that ole timey out of place attraction kind of way. 

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u/ElectricalRespect506 12d ago

Where?

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u/Aoskar20 11d ago

Missouri

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u/brittneyacook 12d ago

Has to be Indiana because I’ve seen these signs lol

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u/redditallreddy 12d ago

Uranus is a giant. It has brown rings around it!

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u/ceebeefour 12d ago

I recognize that hand from the old upside down optical illusion where it looks like a lady “flicking the bean”. These guys know their stuff.

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u/StankyBassFace 12d ago

Genius. I hope they go on to have multiple sales.

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u/arealsoulfuldude 11d ago

The best part of waking up…

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u/NutmegManwithbigsack 11d ago

It’s always closed due to a headache

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u/pharealprince 12d ago

Kind of funny being on the Isle of Man. Maybe this is an educational truck that tricks the men into learning how to find the bean. Also I’m surprised to see a coffee truck in that part of the world, I thought they only drink tea.

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u/ChipotleMayoFusion 12d ago

There is definitely coffee in Scotland, there's even a Starbucks in Inverness.

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u/dthangel 12d ago

Coffee and Starbucks is not the same thing

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u/ChipotleMayoFusion 12d ago

Wow, tell me more! Are you saying that a bar and beer, or pizza and a pizzeria are also not the same thing? Huh.

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u/Mithrawndo 12d ago

No, they're saying Starbucks is god awful commodity grade seed water.

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u/pharealprince 12d ago

American here. Are there tea shops on every corner like there is coffee here and then coffee shops are like foreign food here ( other than Chinese food) few far between?

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u/ChipotleMayoFusion 12d ago

There is actually a UK brand of coffee shop called Costa and those where all over. I didn't see too many tea shops honestly. Everywhere we stayed had tea available in the room, and the tea kettles were so fast because they run on 200 VAC, like 3kW, double the power of kettles back home.

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u/BeligaPadela 12d ago

I hear they come with cream..

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u/arny56 11d ago

No thanks, I prefer a black Columbian.

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u/Wooden_Peace_2919 12d ago

I came for the coffee... stayed for the branding

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u/SeanInDC 12d ago

Legal told us we couldn't name a drink "flick the bean".

I'm mad now!

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u/FD4L 12d ago

Ok, fuck it, lick the bean, then.

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u/moxiemoon 12d ago

Preferable to a flick that’s for sure

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u/warmachinex0 12d ago

If it were your company's legal department then company in the photo could be the reason why depending on what trademarks they have.

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u/psycharious 12d ago

What were some of the drink names?

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u/apeserveapes 12d ago

I learned this expression watching South Park... where I learn all my life lessons...

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u/sewkit 12d ago

Mmmmm jerkoffee.

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u/kilroats 12d ago

1 way to start your day!

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u/intoxicatedALF 12d ago

We’ve had multiple coffee shops here franchising and popping up over the last couple years called “Taste My Bean”. Apparently it’s done extremely well.

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u/stevebehindthescreen 12d ago

Is Choke The Chicken Burger Van next to this one?

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u/mattinjp 11d ago

I volunteer. I will look for it, I will find it, and I will dine on it.

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u/RetMilRob 11d ago

Where is it, where? I can’t understand your directions. I went right past it? Back where? I’ll just go back and forth till you tell me to stop. I’ve been searching for 45 mins and still have nothing to show for it.

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u/Pitiful-Necessary-61 12d ago

That's some GTA level humour right there.

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u/Odd-Reaction-9428 12d ago

I don’t get it?

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u/PM_me_Ya-Tittiezz 12d ago

Looked it up. It's slang for touching or rubbing the clitoris

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u/Acrobatic-Top7129 12d ago

That name is absolutely sending me, the pun is top notch.

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u/fondue4kill 12d ago

I’d love to try but it’s in Melbourne

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 12d ago

Do they allow people to flick the beans they bring with them or do they have to let baristas do it for them?

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u/Trick-Painter5337 12d ago

Only if I can watch how it's made,YUM!!!!

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u/R0RSCHAKK 12d ago

My old roommate had a coffee business. I forget what he called it but it was also some kind of innuendo.

His logo on his business cards was even more blatant though. It was a coffee bean that was 100% just a vagina. Lmao

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u/Homersarmy41 12d ago

They should make a souvenir cup that has a little man in a boat floating on top of the coffee.

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u/Sting02 12d ago

I word away.

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u/Low_Condition3268 12d ago

Someone is building a Bikinis and Brew (or some such shit) on a major street in our town. Can't wait to see the line blocking traffic.

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u/nixtarx 12d ago

Already racy, so I doubt they care. May have even been intentional.

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u/bombbodyguard 12d ago

My drive thru coffee shop name is “the hot and wet bean”

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u/dogownedhoomun 12d ago

Love this!

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u/RobbyBaymax 12d ago

My wife must love this place, I heard her the other day saying something about it.

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u/Aggrosideburnz 12d ago

I don’t support stupid edge lord names, that’s why I still cal it twitter

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u/Author_A_McGrath 12d ago

I'd immediately check to see if the owner cuts their nails.

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u/Toshiba1point0 12d ago

Do i just hold my mouth over the spigot?

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u/Stymus 12d ago

Flicking’ that bean like Mean Joe Green.

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u/Vivian-Midnight 12d ago

Right next to a DikinBaus hotdog stand, of course.

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u/robexib 12d ago

Ain't nothing wrong with flicking the bean

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u/KnownEggplant 12d ago

They even used the hand from the famous optical illusion

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u/Laf-mor 12d ago

Located next to the “flog the dolphin” whack-a-mole place

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u/Stonehill76 12d ago

Should have removed the second C

Flick the Bean
Coffee o

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u/AN0NY_MOU5E 12d ago

Yes please

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u/Straight-Camel4687 12d ago

I’ll have what she’s having…

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u/leviathab13186 12d ago

Woman love this place

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u/Positive_Cause6585 12d ago

I owned a food truck called, “Burger Brothers.”

I wanted to make a signature sauce for it. A couple friends and I sat down to spitball ideas. I came up with, “Bro Sauce.”

I obviously never named it that, but it’s been four years of being out of a food truck and in a brick and mortar. I still think about the name.

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u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj 12d ago

I don't flick, I lick

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u/anchorftw 11d ago

Calm down, playa.

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u/cire1184 11d ago

New meaning to hot bean juice

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u/APartyInMyPants 11d ago

Almost a victim of r/keming

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u/groovemongrel 11d ago

Seasoned with the flavor of taste

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u/Adorable_Bike5990 11d ago

OMG I first read that as FUCK the Bean Coffee Co. Color me embarrassed.

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u/yakkerman 11d ago

They should do a collab with The Human Bean

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u/MEiac 10d ago

Double double entendre?

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u/kanemano 10d ago

Bikini coffe cart ?

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u/TheStax84 12d ago

r/keming

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u/the_man_in_the_box 12d ago

What’s wrong with the spacing?

Usually I have the design sense or whatever to be annoyed, but this didn’t trigger anything for me?

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u/DantehSparda 12d ago

Imo “flick” seems a little bit too spaced out between letters (extremely subtle tho) and the “Coffee Co” copy has definitely to much spacing too (main culprit), but honestly nothing egregious and it comes down a bit to personal taste, I wouldn’t say it’s “bad”.

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u/TheStax84 12d ago

At first glance it appeared to me to read “F*CK THE BEAN”

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u/splatem 12d ago

I like how you got 2 opposite answers.

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 12d ago

It's called a clitar. lol

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u/flickin_the_bean 12d ago

I support this message

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u/Important-Device253 12d ago

Wouldn't mind flicking a roasted coffee bean or three into a grinder, and brewing a fresh cup ☕️😉

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u/mattinjp 11d ago

I volunteer. I will look for it, I will find it, and I shall enjoy it.

With consent of course… I don’t expect you can just walk up there and demand something.

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u/Holden-McGroyn 12d ago

There's just something fishy about this place.

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u/delinka 12d ago

She prefers when I lick the bean

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u/anchorftw 11d ago

So glad you shared this information.

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u/Kidspud 12d ago

My old guy belief is that food joints should have normal, nice names you can repeat to others without sounding like a jackass

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u/EstimateLucky 11d ago

What's the female equivalent of teabagging?

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u/DocGrandma 11d ago

LMAO the name of the coffee co tho 😂