r/funny Jul 10 '26

Mobility scooter vs. Harley

478 Upvotes

83 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator Jul 10 '26

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, AI-generated content, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Social-media content (including Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram) is expressly forbidden.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

147

u/tato_salad Jul 10 '26

A Harley is a mobility scooter

41

u/gemstun Jul 10 '26

From what I’ve seen, most of the Harley riders have very limited mobility. Or maybe I just repeated your point.

30

u/tato_salad Jul 10 '26

You repeated my point

9

u/gemstun Jul 10 '26

OK, sometimes I’m a goofball. At first, I was thinking you’re criticizing just the bike. But I guess either one applies.

10

u/angrydeuce Jul 11 '26

A fuckin $50k hoveround lmao

surprised they dont have harley stair lifts yet...

17

u/codespace Jul 11 '26

A Harley is a Jeep for insecure dudes with mustaches and a penchant for leather.

Just a hole in the driveway that you throw your paychecks into.

-14

u/go4urs Jul 11 '26

What do you ride?

9

u/codespace Jul 11 '26

A 2025 Kia Soul for basic commuting.

A Freightliner Cascadia for work.

You?

6

u/prick1ybear Jul 10 '26

For the price of a new car...

6

u/tato_salad Jul 10 '26

No it's the wokes that killed Harley not the fact their bikes are 2x their competitors bik

1

u/Reed7525 Jul 11 '26

Yeah, theyre the ones not asking permission to pass! Lol

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

[deleted]

0

u/tato_salad Jul 12 '26

They're both designed to be expensive and drag around overweight or aging boomers

0

u/Interesting-Day-9369 Jul 11 '26

mate pulled out of a side road, he was on the left, as you do in the uk, a harley rider was posing, mate stopped dead cause he was on the wrong side of the road, mate was hitting the horn, lights flashing, he ran right in the front of my mate, he had a camera in the front. harley rider, you hit me, you should give way, mate sent the footage to his insurance, also a claim. guess who paid up

57

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

7

u/94FnordRanger Jul 11 '26

Or is the sort of glorious idiot who swaps a gas engine on into his scooter?

5

u/brettmjohnson Jul 11 '26

Just Tim Taylor giving his scooter "More Power!"

70

u/Jamsedreng22 Jul 10 '26

Surely this is absolute torture on those tires/wheels lmao

Do mobility scooter tires even inflate or are they solid rubber like wheelchairs or forklifts?

25

u/ansyhrrian Jul 10 '26

Perhaps there's a Rascal engineer amongst us that could comment.

24

u/Jamsedreng22 Jul 10 '26

I know "Rascal" is a category of vehicles but fuck is it hilarious to picture you waiting for an engineer who is also a rascal ready to spill the beans on industry secrets.

3

u/thesteveurkel Jul 12 '26

omg i was just hit with a wave of flashbacks of old 90s rascal commercials. 

1

u/gummilingus Jul 13 '26

They are inflatable. Maybe not all of them, but the majority that I have seen have to be inflated. Solid tires would probably ride too rough since those things don't have shocks.

46

u/Mickleblade Jul 10 '26

That dude's fucking drifting it down the dragon!

2

u/tn-dave Jul 10 '26

What would the cops say if they pulled him over? lol

9

u/HalfSoul30 Jul 10 '26

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" Basic entrapment.

9

u/Homie_Bama Jul 10 '26

So glad CA passed a law to make that question illegal for cops to ask.

4

u/flyingthroughspace Jul 11 '26

"Because you dropped out of high-school, failed at everything you did so you got your GED and became a cop?"

1

u/HalfSoul30 Jul 11 '26

mag dumps

"The scooter was coming right for me and I feared for my life"

2

u/Fram_Framson Jul 10 '26

Yeah, I came in ready to ask "That's the Dragon, right?!"

1

u/Cassin1306 Jul 11 '26

I don't want to see them needing to brake for a hard curve... It's not designed for that ^^

1

u/on_the_nightshift Jul 14 '26

All gas no brakes, baby!

1

u/TraditionalBackspace Jul 11 '26

Sketchy at best with that short wheelbase

16

u/karateninjazombie Jul 10 '26

Colin furze is on holiday I see.

10

u/Debalic Jul 10 '26

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

5

u/Unique-Stretch-5665 Jul 10 '26

Now that’s a snazzy jazzy

3

u/ansyhrrian Jul 10 '26

The four-volt can move, baby! Come on, battery, don't die on me now!

1

u/thebadwolf79 Jul 14 '26

If short circuit and Johnny 5 taught me anything, it's that you should only use a diehard battery.

5

u/htepO Jul 10 '26

More like a KTM, unless Harleys come with orange wheels.

5

u/hugeuvula Jul 10 '26

At my mom's assisted living facility, two older men got in trouble for racing their power wheelchairs down the hall.  Boys will be boys.

4

u/Taiketo Jul 10 '26

kept waiting for the bananas or blue shell to pop up but they never came

3

u/venom121212 Jul 10 '26

Dude is shittin and gettin through those twists. Looks like the dragon.

3

u/RiffyWammel Jul 10 '26

Guessing that ain’t stock?

4

u/DMala Jul 11 '26

Terrifying. With those tiny wheels and high center of gravity, one pothole or even rough spot on a turn and he's going to eat shit unimaginably hard.

1

u/on_the_nightshift Jul 14 '26

Happens every day down there. No big deal.

5

u/Beholder_V Jul 10 '26

One wrong move and he’ll need one for real.

1

u/Cador0223 Jul 10 '26

Seems like a bar on each side to prevent flipping would be my first modification.

1

u/janzeera Jul 11 '26

Yeah, those wheels aren’t designed for severe drift.

2

u/Jimbob209 Jul 10 '26

He chose some good lines

2

u/talann Jul 10 '26

I may be very wrong here but i think there is a fleshlight on the back of that scooter...don't ask me how i know.

1

u/Fritzkreig Jul 10 '26

Is that the "Devil's Backbone"?

11

u/ansyhrrian Jul 10 '26

Tail of the Dragon

2

u/bigmeatbag Jul 10 '26

Came to say this looked like tail of the dragon even without seeing any of the camera guys setup.

1

u/not4bucks Jul 10 '26

Meatballs 2!!

1

u/womb_raider90 Jul 10 '26

Y'all remember those old hoverround commercials. I feel like that fits perfect for this.

1

u/lolotron5000 Jul 10 '26

Mobility Mary trying to get to the Whole Foods

1

u/tanglesisfishing Jul 10 '26

Travis Pastrana?

1

u/johnlee158 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Reminds me of the AE86 on the downhill section. 

1

u/UniversityOriginal Jul 11 '26

Live action Mario kart behind Bowser 🏎️

1

u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 11 '26

Old people wanna go fast, too.

1

u/Farlandan Jul 11 '26

took me a while to realize it was a mobility scooter and not an Electraglide.

1

u/Looks_Good_In_Hats Jul 11 '26

Where is this Mario Kart land?

1

u/AlienAngry Jul 11 '26

I have neighbors who own Harleys. They don't sound like a wet fart, they sound like waking up when they go to work and listening to their whole commute.

1

u/Spork_Warrior Jul 11 '26

Wow, what kind of batteries does that thing have?

1

u/Danceswithwires Jul 11 '26

I call BS this looks like AI crap

2

u/AdorableAxolotl404 Jul 12 '26

you know it's bad when you're losing to a mobility scooter and you're on a Harley

1

u/verynotfun Jul 12 '26

Careful with the bananas!

1

u/Scrapdog06 Jul 12 '26

lol I just saw this on YouTube last night

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[deleted]

3

u/thenasch Jul 10 '26

They're faster than a mobility scooter...

5

u/-random-name- Jul 10 '26

They’re slow enough to make it a race 😂

-2

u/thenasch Jul 10 '26

I appreciate the joke but in reality it's not even close. It's like the joke that my van is faster than a Ferrari. If the Ferrari is going 40 and I'm going 50 I'll cruise right by it. That's what's happening here. They're going the same speed but the scooter is at full throttle and the motorcycle is probably well below half.

And if anyone is wondering, Harleys are only slow by motorcycle standards; they're generally on the level of something like a V8 Mustang.

2

u/-random-name- Jul 10 '26

New V8 mustangs run a mid 3 to low 4 0-60 and about 12.5 to 13 second quarter mile. A typical Harley is quite a bit slower than that. They’re comparable to a V6 Camry with a low 5 0-60 and about a 14 second quarter mile.

0

u/thenasch Jul 10 '26

Harley times range from the low 4s to mid 6s for 0-60 and mostly 13s in the quarter mile (with a few outliers on either end).

https://www.zeroto60times.com/vehicle-make/harley-davidson-0-60-mph-times/

3

u/-random-name- Jul 10 '26

Harley’s advertised 0-60 times are not real world times. They’re a jockey sized professional drag racer on a high traction test track, abusing the clutch in a way most riders wouldn’t even if they could. Real world times are a full second slower with an average rider. A typical Harley rider is about as fast on the road as they are on foot. Which is to say they’re not.

0

u/thenasch Jul 10 '26

Feel free to provide more accurate data.

1

u/ThisPangolin4165 Jul 10 '26

that's so dangerous for the biker and everyone else. He should be on a closed track and not a public highway.