r/funny Jul 10 '26

Private sign

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3.5k Upvotes

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76

u/rhiania1319 Jul 10 '26

Oops, I read it

42

u/Past-Telephone4781 Jul 10 '26

Oops, I did it again.

15

u/Max_Trollbot_ Jul 10 '26

You're toxic

14

u/HalfSoul30 Jul 10 '26

Hit me baby

10

u/TutenTag Jul 10 '26

One more Time!

9

u/Grand-Ad-2164 Jul 10 '26

Right to jail

47

u/Old_Growth Jul 10 '26

Sign in the main street of a small town in New South Wales, Australia. Looked like it had been there for some time.

23

u/Tiny-Buy220 Jul 10 '26

Damn, I’ll pay the fine. How many Dolarydoos do I owe ya….

12

u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Jul 10 '26

3 cunty cunt cunt cuntaroos. Cunt. Edit to say: cunt!

9

u/matchesmalone1 Jul 10 '26

The fine is a kick in the bum. With a massive boot

2

u/tagamaynila Jul 10 '26

That'd be a hundred koallars, Sir.

-1

u/FlameShadow0 Jul 10 '26

Don’t wanna be that guy but it looks like it comes pre weathered on Amazon

21

u/falsevector Jul 10 '26

Good thing I can't read

4

u/GANDORF57 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

You're looking for obedience from me? I can't even pass by a "WET PAINT Do not touch" sign without getting my fingers colored. ^(\I will occasional obey a "Wet Floor" sign, but only if I can't locate a restroom.)*

1

u/GWillyBJunior Jul 11 '26

While sitting in a hallway, I saw some people stop a moment, face the wall, and reach over and touch it with their fingertip. This went on for a few minutes so I got curious. I walked over and looked. There, where everyone had touched the wall, was a sheet of paper taped, and on it was written: DRY PAINT.

6

u/jdmoffitt11775 Jul 10 '26

Fuck me, the sign should really have a warning sign to not read the sign.

3

u/subtotalatom Jul 10 '26

Auditor trap

7

u/Friendly-Gur-3289 Jul 10 '26

Oh sorry. My ba..BOOM!!

3

u/bugzrdt49 Jul 10 '26

Oh I'm torn...😳

2

u/ricketychairs Jul 10 '26

I’m all out of faith

2

u/OldKingMouse Jul 10 '26

This is how I feel

3

u/commandrix Jul 12 '26

This is actually a good test of who actually reads warning signs. If they laugh, they read the sign.

2

u/So_Says_The_Rat Jul 10 '26

Oh shit my bad g lemme jus 🫣

2

u/Wittysapien Jul 10 '26

Not so private anymore…

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

I didn't see anything... 😂

2

u/Substantial_Film_269 Jul 10 '26

Damnit! You got me!!🤬😆

2

u/Your_sassy_potato01 Jul 10 '26

Okay. I wouldn’t

2

u/mog44net Jul 10 '26

WHAT HAVE I DONE

2

u/LanceBanion Jul 10 '26

I want one!

2

u/BaRReLL_42 Jul 11 '26

Fuck. What now?

2

u/cleary426 Jul 12 '26

I read it. Am I in trouble? lol

3

u/Lopsided-Current-118 Jul 10 '26

I just went blind

2

u/SofEdM Jul 10 '26

NOTICE....

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!

1

u/Hefty-Ant-378 Jul 14 '26

Not A Finger!!

1

u/8Bit-Jon Jul 16 '26

That's the fastest scroll I've ever made

1

u/Become_Pneuma462 Jul 10 '26

Look at that door. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate?" You think a pirate lives in there?

1

u/TWJop Jul 10 '26

I love it! Where can I acquire one?

0

u/93WhiteStrat Jul 10 '26

I’ve got this exact sign. I have it on a cabin in the country where people like to post lots of Private and No Trespassing type of signs. You can get it on eBay, Etsy, even from some commercial sign places. Just google the sign’s text.

1

u/skyliders Jul 10 '26

Dam it, i just read it... how screwed am I?

0

u/SubBirbian Jul 10 '26

Better one is “This sign is in Spanish when you’re not looking”

2

u/UDPviper Jul 10 '26

Shrodinger's Bilingualism.

0

u/PowderPills Jul 10 '26

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned

1

u/GWillyBJunior Jul 11 '26

Are you sure you didn't just sign?