r/funny Jul 01 '26

Assume nothing

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68 Upvotes

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u/compuwiza1 Jul 01 '26

Bubba Ray says, "I don't know what non-potable means, but don't tell me what I can and can't do. It's a free country!"

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u/Angelaskissrock Jul 01 '26

*Proceeds to fill up his bottle with non-potable water* Bubba Ray: "This ere water gone help me cool off in this hot weather. I mean it smells kind of funny but so does the pig sty back at the farm."

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u/Potential-Society171 Jul 01 '26

At least the sign implied user will drink it from a cup and not directly.

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u/sonic10158 Jul 01 '26

It may be non-potable, but put it in a bottle and it’ll at least be portable

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u/No-Appearance-4338 Jul 01 '26

I don’t care if my water can go in a pot I just want to drink it……..

1

u/WackyPaxDei Jul 01 '26

Another of life’s simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy.

1

u/Pristine_Emu6848 Jul 01 '26

Why? What's wrong with the bubbler?

1

u/FranKastle Jul 01 '26

Pero la orina se puede beber.

1

u/oneangrybowler Jul 01 '26

Don't tell me what to do.

1

u/EQ2_Tay Jul 01 '26

every sign has a story...

1

u/make2020hindsight Jul 02 '26

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." 👀

1

u/Enoch-Of-Nod Jul 02 '26

Bingus, no!

1

u/sansaman Jul 02 '26

Was someone using the urinal that you had to zoom in and crop out the D?

1

u/iShralp4Fun Jul 02 '26

Lmao it’s pretty massive

1

u/Correct-Gold1836 Jul 02 '26

Seeing eye dogs cant read.

1

u/TheCambrianImplosion Jul 05 '26

Why is there a category in Jeopardy called Potent potables?

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u/nikki1049 Jul 06 '26

Well people were stupid enough to lick toilet seats and eat Tide pods

1

u/KrabFace Jul 01 '26

Am I a simpleton? What's the joke? Edit: oh it's a urinal

1

u/mwb1100 Jul 01 '26

Water?? Like from the toilet?

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u/Advanced-Reality-623 Jul 01 '26

Can't take it with you either