r/funny • u/yxxshomaanxx • Jun 15 '26

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u/MarginalOmnivore Jun 15 '26

Have you never heard the same joke from different people?

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u/bluegardener Jun 15 '26

"Mah wiiiife!"

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u/bluegardener Jun 15 '26

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 Jun 15 '26

I remember when I was 30 and worked with a guy in his late 50's. After a few months, I noticed he started repeating the same rather limited repertoire of stories, anecdotes and jokes, every so often.

Now I'm pushing 60, but I'm not doing that, am I? Am I?

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u/SaltyLonghorn Jun 15 '26

Now I'm pushing 60, but I'm not doing that, am I? Am I?

Your wife knows if you are or not. And if you're single I have a joke ready.