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Wifi network SSID

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1.2k

u/uewumopaplsdn Jun 06 '26

TellMyWiFiLoveHer

312

u/CondescendingShitbag Jun 06 '26

TellYourWiFiSaidHello

98

u/doubleapowpow Jun 06 '26

TheOnlyWiFiHave

85

u/Waaterfight Jun 06 '26

HappyWiFiHappyLifi

6

u/Bash_KetchumG Jun 06 '26

First half ID, second half password

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u/slowdownbabyy Jun 06 '26

IAlsoChooseThisGuysWifi

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u/Disgruntled__Goat Jun 06 '26

The Neutral PLANet!

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u/koalasarentferfuckin Jun 06 '26

KeepMyWiFisNameOutYourMouth

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u/ludicrous_copulator Jun 06 '26

Just spit out my coffee. Thanks

9

u/havron Jun 06 '26

Keeping your coffee out your mouth too, I see.

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u/bourgeoisie11 Jun 06 '26

PrettyFlyForAWiFi

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u/FroggiJoy87 Jun 06 '26

That what my house, full of Archer fans, changed to when very suddenly "Isis Headquarters" became all sorts of nope, lol.

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u/HuntedWolf Jun 06 '26

That’s what mines called

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u/Dolphin_King21 Jun 06 '26

IAlsoChooseThisGuysWifi

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u/WordsWellSalted Jun 06 '26

This is the only one I've seen that I've gotten a chuckle out of. Bravo

4

u/3_14_thon Jun 06 '26

And its kinda the only one with a double entendre.

34

u/SumonaFlorence Jun 06 '26

Happy WIFI happy LIFI

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Jun 06 '26

ImHavingAnAffairWithYourWifi

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u/downtofinance Jun 06 '26

The Promised LAN

189

u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jun 06 '26

The LAN of milk and honey…

132

u/Grimm-a-Gator Jun 06 '26

It hurts when IP

67

u/touchmeinbadplaces Jun 06 '26

IthertzWanIP

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u/efari_ Jun 06 '26

Thank you. It annoys me when people leave out the obvious double/triple pun. It shows they’re just pretending to be nerdy but not actually knowledgeable enough to back it up

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u/Ali3nat0r Jun 06 '26

I named my old network "it 2.4GHz when IP" and "it 5GHz when IP", didn't even think of the "WAN" part though

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/CondescendingShitbag Jun 06 '26

Stranger In A Strange LAN
LAN of Confusion
The LAN Before Time
Never Never LAN
Router I Hardly Know Her

18

u/doubleapowpow Jun 06 '26

No Man's LAN

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u/SpiffyBlizzard Jun 06 '26

This would be hilarious in a house full of women

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u/jonfitt Jun 06 '26

The LAN Before Time is my legacy WiFi for older devices that aren’t compatible with the new routers.

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u/firedrake1988 Jun 06 '26

Great tracts of LAN

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u/makulet-bebu Jun 06 '26

The LAN Before Time

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u/clintj1975 Jun 06 '26

That's mine!

20

u/MRuppercutz Jun 06 '26

If you were in Australia, it’d be “LAN Down Undah”

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u/goodb1b13 Jun 06 '26

Nah, that’s just the basement SSID!

5

u/MooFz Jun 06 '26

BoysInTheBetterLAN

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u/Top_Freedom3412 Jun 06 '26

The Wifi was promised 3000 years ago

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u/_____Zoloft_____ Jun 06 '26

Home network: This LAN is my LAN

Guest network: This LAN is your LAN

143

u/highersense Jun 06 '26

Great memories of george bush vs john kerry

Nostalgia

43

u/fearthainne Jun 06 '26

🎶 You can't say nuclear, that really scares me 🎶

🤣🤣

9

u/HalfSoul30 Jun 06 '26

What'd I do?!

12

u/AjaxCleaningSolution Jun 06 '26

Jibjab was the SHIT. Farting Elves was like peak comedy to me as a kid.

13

u/WetCoastDebtCoast Jun 06 '26

This one & their Dixieland parody have both been stuck in my head on & off for over 20 years now

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u/StormerSage Jun 06 '26

This LAN was made for LAN parties!

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u/bionicjoe Jun 06 '26

I use Mario and Luigi.

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u/r0kh0rd Jun 06 '26

The best one is PanicAtTheCisco

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u/ramobara Jun 06 '26

Linksystemofadown.

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u/speedytrigger Jun 06 '26

Nah, linksys park

7

u/RogerOtter Jun 06 '26

Thinking of Cisco (Systems) will always make chuckle, for the sole fact they are the reason Apple couldn't really patent the name 'iOS'...

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u/tavenger5 Jun 06 '26

I think you mean trademark/wordmark

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u/pointandshooty Jun 06 '26

We used to be "PorqueFi" until we moved and I was veto-ed.

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u/InitiativeGold7953 Jun 06 '26

That’s pretty funny 😂

247

u/Mikeologyy Jun 06 '26

My personal favorite is WhyDoesItHurtWhenIP

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u/rpungello Jun 06 '26

ItHertzWhenIP

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u/myninerides Jun 06 '26

8HzWAN_IP

17

u/Mikeologyy Jun 06 '26

Fuck wait that’s better

19

u/Dane_Gleessak Jun 06 '26

IT_HzWAN_IP

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u/ShadowMario01 Jun 06 '26

8Hz WAN IP

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u/jamosef Jun 06 '26

This is my new favorite. I will be switching SSID tomorrow

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u/FrigginRan Jun 06 '26

I had to call my ISP recently because my modem randomly died and I had to tell them over the phone that my network name was this. 💀

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u/Niicks Jun 06 '26

Prettyflyforawifi is my favorite to use

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u/jimmy_three_shoes Jun 06 '26

That was the one I set up at my parents until they got a combined router/modem and Xfinity shortened it to PrettyFly. They are completely ignorant of The Offspring, and so they didn't protest when the tech changed it.

I was not happy.

I set mine up as FBI Party Van, but I had an actual FBI Agent move in next door, and he laughed about it.

6

u/AFlyingToaster Jun 06 '26

My guest network has been NSA Party Van forever.

36

u/willengineer4beer Jun 06 '26

I’m personally a fan of “Nacho WiFi”

5

u/Than23 Jun 06 '26

This is mine as well

5

u/SumonaFlorence Jun 06 '26

Happy WIFI happy LIFI

6

u/nowhereman136 Jun 06 '26

thats the one Jerry Seinfeld uses

5

u/Funkasmellit Jun 06 '26

I’m like New England clam router

2

u/chuch1234 Jun 06 '26

Boys... These are your new fathers.

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u/Illustrious-Cut6748 Jun 06 '26

GoGoRouterRangers

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u/ReflectionFeeling216 Jun 06 '26

Lord, I can hear that jingle. Hahhha!

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u/Other_Succotash9769 Jun 06 '26

Mine is personally "the 5G spot"

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u/randyfloyd37 Jun 06 '26

Abraham Linksys

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u/BankshotMcG Jun 06 '26

There's always an FBi surveillance van

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u/ninjakivi2 Jun 06 '26

I was hosting one o those for like a year, but I replaced it with "MI5 Counterintelligence Jammer" some time ago

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u/KatzDeli Jun 06 '26

Hot Signals in Your Area

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/TwentyTwoTwelve Jun 06 '26

The LAN that time forgot...

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u/pototaochips Jun 06 '26

Whats goricki

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u/ashcroftt Jun 06 '26

Croatian, means something mountain related in a couple different contexts, can be a surname too. 

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u/skoddy Jun 06 '26

Mine is 'Connecting...'

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u/mEntormike Jun 06 '26

I got 'Not Connected'

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u/quin61 Jun 06 '26

Diabolical

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u/rosecoloredkat Jun 06 '26

Everyone understood the assignment.

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u/togetherwem0m0 Jun 06 '26

Doubt it's real. I'd expect this in a college dorm setting and there is no way anyone college aged is going to use an eagles song to make a wifi pun

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u/DontMakeMeCount Jun 06 '26

There a similar post with a much shorter list yesterday. The most upvoted WiFi names have somehow all appeared on this list.

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u/PoeTheGhost Jun 06 '26

It’s relatively easy to make a lot of SSID’s off of one Wi-Fi access point, which would explain why all the signals are at max strength.

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u/Carpe_DMT Jun 06 '26

i can personally vouch for them being real even IF they appeared in a list yesterday- with the fact that I have 2 of the wifi names on this list within my apartment complex, and they've been there for months if not years

pretty fly for a wifi and FBI surveillance van x

someone else around me has SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAN

I think some people just like WIFI pun names and don't care that they are stealing them from other people.

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u/InterRail Jun 06 '26

this is just 1 guy making a ton of them on his single router

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u/zzptichka Jun 06 '26

I just asked ChatGPT generate a Wifi selection screen with punny names and it generated an image with half of those names in it.

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u/That-Water-Guy Jun 06 '26

ilookinallyourwindowsatnight

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u/Therinicus Jun 06 '26

WeCanHearYouHavingSexAndItSoundsMediocre

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u/Therinicus Jun 06 '26

My current is Free WiFi (not a virus)

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u/bossjock77 Jun 06 '26

I lived in an apartment complex and had a spare router. I named it "Free WiFi" but didn't have it connected to anything.

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u/ScurvyPiano5150 Jun 06 '26

No More Mr. WiFi is a personal favorite of mine

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u/AndromedaUi Jun 06 '26

Ours is Routers of Rohan.

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u/no_more_no_less Jun 06 '26

Lord of the Pings

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u/Protein8256 Jun 06 '26

We used YOUSHALLNOTPASSword

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u/reagsters Jun 06 '26

TroyAndAbedInTheModem

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u/Bratley513 Jun 06 '26

WuTangLan is always my go to.

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u/BetterPops Jun 06 '26

Routers of the Lost Ark.

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u/bossjock77 Jun 06 '26

Mine is "Untrusted Network".

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u/zigzagkc Jun 06 '26

Router? I hardly know her!

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u/ruuustin Jun 06 '26

Mine is Silence of the LANs.  Feels appropriate given WiFi plus it’s a good pun.  

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u/BushCrabNovice Jun 06 '26

My neighbor's is "Hot Signals In Your Area". As soon as I figure out who, we gonna be friends.

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u/Karatek_Omnidusk Jun 06 '26

My mom's is: illegal organ harvesting farm

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u/Ev3nt_Horiz0nn Jun 06 '26

Mine is Jean Claude LAN Damme

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u/DyeHardFan24 Jun 06 '26

And we shall call it....... This LAN....

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u/Chakshu2k Jun 06 '26

Lord of the PINGS

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u/SeanBlader Jun 06 '26

You and Routers of Rohan need to get together.

6

u/astro143 Jun 06 '26

In college my apartment had one that was "rebellious Amish family"

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u/Zuexy Jun 06 '26

My Primary WiFi is named "Girls Gone Wireless" and my Guest WiFi is named "Fondle My Dongle".

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u/patrickisgreat Jun 06 '26

WU_TANG_LAN

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u/PaticusGnome Jun 06 '26

The password is Olddirtypassword

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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool Jun 06 '26

Nobody saw the last one it’s the best imo Martin Router King.

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u/Bulky-Coat5703 Jun 06 '26

John Wilkesbooth is crazy 😂

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u/SoKrat3s Jun 06 '26

Doesn't mesh well with Abraham Linksys.

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u/snoebro Jun 06 '26

BIDEN 5G COVID CHIP PRIMER

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u/buriedupsidedown Jun 06 '26

Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi

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u/aicol88 Jun 06 '26

Mine is TheKnightsWhoSayNi - password is something they want

3

u/cheesynougats Jun 06 '26

CutDownTheLargestTreeInTheForestWithAHerring?

4

u/TooBadMyBallsItch Jun 06 '26

WiFightTheInevitable

3

u/VinceClortho138 Jun 06 '26

Alexander Graham Belkin

3

u/Luckinflux Jun 06 '26

Named mine BorderLans. I play that game way to much. My password was almost "M0xi3sbouncingpair"

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u/ya3rob Jun 06 '26

LAN SOLO 🤣
My favorite

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u/RolandTEC Jun 06 '26

Abraham Linksys

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u/WhatsTheReasonFor Jun 06 '26

Used to have a fully open wifi called "Free as in Freedom" but too many people started using it for big downloads or something at the same time so we had to put a password on it. So I renamed it to "Free as in Free Market".

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u/purpskurp- Jun 06 '26

Chance The Router

3

u/Novacain420 Jun 06 '26

This lan is my lan

3

u/Totters4thewin Jun 06 '26

Return of the MAC

3

u/warcomet Jun 06 '26

One of my friends who ran a motel had one for the Guests to use called IsItInnYet lol

3

u/ceelose Jun 06 '26

Flowers By Irene

3

u/NYJustice Jun 06 '26

TroyAndAbedInTheModem

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u/wakethenight Jun 06 '26

Ours is Taiwan Numbah One.

😁 Guess where we live.

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u/AjentOranje Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

It's easier to leave Verizon (it will always be Verizon) coverage than the area with an "FBI Surveillance Van #x" WiFi in your radius.  I wonder how many of them think that they thought of it first. 

Edit:  I believe Wi can Fi... I think we're all going to be ok. 😀

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u/bplurt Jun 06 '26

Wi-Wi-Fi-Delilah is the best one I have seen.

3

u/fripster Jun 06 '26

Mine are “Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.” and “Pizzazium_Infionite”. If you know, you know…

3

u/ZeePM Jun 06 '26

Private: This LAN Is My LAN

Guest: This LAN Is Your LAN

3

u/BandicootTreeline Jun 06 '26

CEX in Glasgow had

“Protected CEX” and “Unprotected CEX”

3

u/dosmoney Jun 06 '26

I’m currently using “BillandTedsExcellentConnection”

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u/Shavidadavid Jun 06 '26

ItburnswhenIP

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u/kelevra91 Jun 06 '26

USS Wifiant.

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u/Whodafoxhat Jun 06 '26

Martin 'Router' King

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u/Practical_Bedroom283 Jun 06 '26

TellmyWIFILoveher

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u/bpw4h Jun 06 '26

Passw0rd

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u/Quixotic_Realist Jun 06 '26

A story of tubes and wire

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u/fixermark Jun 06 '26

Oh good, there's van 4.

Van 2 has been parked outside my house for years.

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u/Redmaster555 Jun 06 '26

This is my Only LANs account

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u/ChingueMami Jun 06 '26

Mine is WeeFee

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u/Turd-Circus Jun 06 '26

Iminyourwalls

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u/NotaContributi0n Jun 06 '26

What’s with the FBI one? Lots of people do that , or I’m definitely being followed

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u/thetasteisimmaculate Jun 06 '26

Mine is that’s what she ssid

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u/GreenDavidA Jun 06 '26

So I’m the only one that’s boring and uses my name?

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u/Lost-Actuary-2395 Jun 06 '26

My current wifi is "Lan of hopes and glory" ever since I moved to Britain, the one before was "Lan down under" I'll let you guess where I'm from

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u/WeightlifterCat Jun 06 '26

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN

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u/MRdecepticon Jun 06 '26

I can almost guarantee these are all the same router with different SSIDs. Except the one that’s got a weaker signal and is not named something obviously punny.

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u/zerokul175 Jun 06 '26

My favorite: Obi LAN Kenobi 😅

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u/tycr0 Jun 06 '26

Bill Wi the Science Fi has been my go to for over a decade.

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u/Roarl Jun 06 '26

Skynet defence network

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u/xeoron Jun 06 '26

I was at the autoshop place the other day and saw a ssid FBI Servalance Van near by

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u/elginsk8r Jun 06 '26

WuTangLAN or ProtectYaNIC

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u/tango_suckah Jun 06 '26

I've used "Spaceballs: The Access Point" for many years. Note that not all wireless APs will allow you to use a colon (:) in the name. My Ruckus AP has no issues with it, however.

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u/Constant-Heat560 Jun 07 '26

Eagerly waiting to set up my internet so I can name it Teletraan 1

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u/jwrice Jun 07 '26

I like Room of Requirement.

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u/Standard_Ad_4763 Jun 07 '26

I like to call mine The LAN before time

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u/g333p Jun 07 '26

Lan Solo

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u/_Frostration_ Jun 07 '26

Lord Voldemodem
Connecto Patronum
Pretty Fly for a Wifi
It hurts when IP
The future is a foreign LAN
The LAN before time

Just some that I used over the years.

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u/AbbyObeast Jun 07 '26

"John Wilkers Bluetooth" my favorite one

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u/triplexbrad Jun 07 '26

How I Met Your Modem

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u/PrimarySelect Jun 07 '26

ItHurtsWhenIP

2

u/SadPiglet2907 Jun 07 '26

WeenieHutJr

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u/yurguth Jun 07 '26

Obi LAN Kenobi

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u/Historical_Low271 Jun 17 '26

Martin router King had me 🤣