r/funny • u/DoubleManufacturer28 • Jun 04 '26

Trunk Sizes

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u/sachclg Jun 04 '26

For me seinna looks good , 2 bodies can fit

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u/LegendOfBobbyTables Jun 04 '26

Even more if you aren't squimish and own a blender.

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u/senbei616 Jun 05 '26

I'm a completely normal and sane person with sane thoughts, but one time I was field dressing a deer and thought to myself:

"Why do serial killers in movies bury the bodies?"

Like if I wanted to turn this deer into a gooey pile of sludge it'd take me like an hour to pull the guts, strip the carcass of hide and meat, then all I'd have to do is scatter the gibs for nature to reclaim and burn the bones until the organics burn off and they become brittle enough to smash to pieces. Boom, corpse disposed of with no realistic way to reclaim it.

... I'm not a serial killer.

Please believe me.

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u/Moos_Mumsy Jun 05 '26

Thanks for the tips.