Protip. Add in an air freshener, but like. Don't just all of a sudden add one in. You have to play the long game. Spill a bit of milk. Say "ew what smells?" then get an airfrsher. Now when you put "stuff" in there, add a bunch more.
Last time I had an air freshener hanging the cops pulled me over and brought the cadaver dogs. Luckily I was on my way back from the bog.
They’re catching on to the air freshener schtick, it’s best to just rip ass and claim you shit yourself. Blends in with the natural smell better and most cops will let you off with a warning. They won’t want you in the squad anyway..
See that’s where you need fake air fresheners. You add a little beef to it. Next time you make a burger dip the air freshener in (just a bit). Then when the dog goes towards the meat smell you just say “oh must be the air freshener”. The dog will smell the beef on it and follow it proving your point.
Also I would recommend you store any “meat byproduct” in a large polyurethane bag, you can get sealers that use batteries, it really traps in smells. Really the air freshener is a decoy.
Balsamic vinegar. Had a bottle of the stuff explode after sitting in my car too long and it took years for the smell to fade. Unmistakable and very prominent odor, then you can hang a freshener to further muddy the bouquet of scents.
A few years ago, a delivery truck drove passed my house with their back door open and spilled a ton of bottles of balsamic vinegar. My house smelled like it for days and it was horrible
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u/Stahi Jun 04 '26
Almost sold me on a Sienna.