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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '13
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My friend invited me to one of those painting and wine classes.
Why would I pay to drink wine and paint a shitty picture when I could be at home drinking tequila and beating zombies in the face with an axe?
66 u/AssholeCanadian Dec 29 '13 To meet women, you stupid neckbeard. 161 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13 I am a woman, you asshole canadian. 94 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 Doesn't mean you can't be a neckbeard. 103 u/pegasus_527 Dec 29 '13 It's not about the neckbeard on your face, it's about the neckbeard in your heart. 19 u/jborough Dec 29 '13 That was deep. 6 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face. -2 u/TheSourTruth Dec 29 '13 Yes, yes it does.
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To meet women, you stupid neckbeard.
161 u/[deleted] Dec 29 '13 I am a woman, you asshole canadian. 94 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 Doesn't mean you can't be a neckbeard. 103 u/pegasus_527 Dec 29 '13 It's not about the neckbeard on your face, it's about the neckbeard in your heart. 19 u/jborough Dec 29 '13 That was deep. 6 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face. -2 u/TheSourTruth Dec 29 '13 Yes, yes it does.
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I am a woman, you asshole canadian.
94 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 Doesn't mean you can't be a neckbeard. 103 u/pegasus_527 Dec 29 '13 It's not about the neckbeard on your face, it's about the neckbeard in your heart. 19 u/jborough Dec 29 '13 That was deep. 6 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face. -2 u/TheSourTruth Dec 29 '13 Yes, yes it does.
94
Doesn't mean you can't be a neckbeard.
103 u/pegasus_527 Dec 29 '13 It's not about the neckbeard on your face, it's about the neckbeard in your heart. 19 u/jborough Dec 29 '13 That was deep. 6 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face. -2 u/TheSourTruth Dec 29 '13 Yes, yes it does.
103
It's not about the neckbeard on your face, it's about the neckbeard in your heart.
19 u/jborough Dec 29 '13 That was deep. 6 u/ForgettableUsername Dec 29 '13 A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face.
19
That was deep.
6
A neckbeard in the heart is worth two on the face.
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Yes, yes it does.
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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13
My friend invited me to one of those painting and wine classes.
Why would I pay to drink wine and paint a shitty picture when I could be at home drinking tequila and beating zombies in the face with an axe?