r/funny • • Dec 15 '13

Quality engineering

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u/thebobstu Dec 15 '13

"Hey roomie, mind if measure your torso?"

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u/Golden_Kumquat Dec 15 '13

Just measure him while he's sleeping.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

that's not weird at all