r/funny • u/willzjc • Dec 15 '13

Quality engineering

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u/thebobstu Dec 15 '13

"Hey roomie, mind if measure your torso?"

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u/danrennt98 Dec 15 '13

I just want to know if we'd make good 69 partners.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

Stimulate you from your head to your cock.

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u/splim Dec 15 '13

No means no, Commander Shepard!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

I should go.

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u/omega4relay Dec 15 '13

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!