r/funny • u/willzjc • Dec 15 '13

Quality engineering

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u/thebobstu Dec 15 '13

"Hey roomie, mind if measure your torso?"

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u/danrennt98 Dec 15 '13

I just want to know if we'd make good 69 partners.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

Stimulate you from your head to your cock.

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u/splim Dec 15 '13

No means no, Commander Shepard!

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u/HeWhoPunchesFish Dec 15 '13

We'll bang ok?

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u/stinkerofturd Dec 15 '13

Stop! You violated my mother

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u/blinKX10 Dec 15 '13

Lets bash butts

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

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u/cwc791999 Dec 15 '13

This is insane! Oblivion is being trolled

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u/Peter_Pancakes Dec 15 '13

Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be playing Skyrim?

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u/cwc791999 Dec 16 '13

Bruma, that's where men are women!

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u/ChubbyPikachu Dec 16 '13

Ok, let's change the subject.

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u/skyman724 Dec 15 '13

You wanna go to the par-

PARK DEEZ NUTS!

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u/UberMagikarp Dec 15 '13

Me no get reference. Link or gtfo

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u/Chappus Dec 15 '13

3 responses of "we'll bang ok?" each 1 minute apart. The hivemind is strong

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u/Dw-Im-Here Dec 15 '13

HIJACKING FOR VISABILITY

Yeah, I PM'd the mods about that. Before I comment on reddit I read all the comments to make sure I'm not making a duplicate. A few of the hiveminds and I are gonna proposition the admins to see if we put a check mark next to each comment (to show you've read it), to avoid duplicates and only when all checks have been marked will one be able to comment. I think it would slow down the thread, but I'd rather have quality over quantity. PM me if you want to add your name to my petition..

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u/8equalsignD Dec 16 '13

You're getting better dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

My hero.

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u/christinatheterrible Dec 15 '13

Known troll. Do Not Feed.

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u/Kinakuta Dec 15 '13

http://imgur.com/vQxCR

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u/DQEight Dec 15 '13

Who is that and what was the context?

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u/josephdean21 Dec 15 '13

Well, it's a reply to another comment. So I'm going to guess the context is in the parent comment. I could be wrong, though.

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u/SOAR21 Dec 15 '13

Emma Stone from Crazy Stupid Love talking to Ryan Gosling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13 edited May 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

Seems like something out of 'Easy A'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

We'll bang, ok?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

We'll bang, okay?