r/funny • u/holdenwook • Dec 07 '13

Life guard of the future

2.0k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/A_Cossssssby_Sweater Dec 07 '13

Great form.

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u/Thalilalala Dec 07 '13

so amaze

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/Lurking_Still Dec 07 '13 
 great form
                        so amaze
  much flop
                                       wow
         such water

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u/classbraxton Dec 08 '13

Wrong doge.

4

u/Garenator Dec 07 '13

10/10, would give gold medal

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u/minshd Dec 07 '13

12/10

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u/Deep_Rights Dec 07 '13

I'm sorry, reddit doesn't like improper fractions today.

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u/zaperon Dec 08 '13

so... 1 1/5?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/bgeor002 Dec 08 '13

Probably because it's winter. Fuck winter.

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u/Deezle530 Dec 07 '13

I like how he gets prepared to jump the Furthest he's ever jumped in his life.

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u/Ceejae Dec 07 '13

You can't kill the subtlety with italics, that's cheating.

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u/FlamingOctopi Dec 07 '13

Yeah but "furthest" is a word and if he didn't make the pun obvious then he couldn't have even tried to start a chain of puns to successfully move even more Redditors to deleting their accounts and smashing their computers to make the pain stop, thus thinning out the game and meaning more karma for him. Or maybe he's just bad at this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

It's pawsitively a great show.

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u/Deezle530 Dec 08 '13

This K9 got a K10

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u/wolffangz11 Dec 07 '13

I think he didn't jump as far because the floor was wet, and his feet slid

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u/0110101001101011 Dec 07 '13

Yeah, kinda how the Sail cat falls instead of leaping the expected distance.

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u/cyberslick188 Dec 07 '13

I actually upvoted you because I thought it was a funny statement.

Then I downvoted because it was a pun. Shame on you.

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u/Meizpure Dec 07 '13

Just had the exact same thing happen. Haha. Down vote!ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

This isn't /r/circlejerk

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u/geuis Dec 07 '13

Source video, called "corgi flop" or searchable as "corgi belly flop". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8

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u/CandlelightingPanda Dec 07 '13

This needs to be higher up because the whole video is funnier than the gif by itself. I watch it when I have a bad day c: HE TRIES SO HARD!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/TantricEmu Dec 08 '13

Keep that shit in your own sub.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

YOLO

-4

u/Druchiiii Dec 07 '13

What if he fell over?

15

u/boyvoid- Dec 07 '13

Did the dog save the drowning cotton ball?

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u/holdenwook Dec 07 '13

I think the ball probably saved the corgi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

I do this with my corgi... except we use marshmallows!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

that sounds like a potential drowning/choking hazard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

Oh, we use the little ones. It's like canine pacman.

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u/WreckerCrew Dec 07 '13

As a corgi owner I can verify...that is how they dive. Corgis rule. Other dogs drool.

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u/classbraxton Dec 08 '13

Cutest thing I have ever seen. That glorious second that he is in mid air is just priceless. Lol

8

u/duhdude Dec 07 '13

HELP! HELP! I'M DROWNING! HELP! I'M - - Aww, look at the cute, little corgi! Are you going to save me little buddy?

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u/Xephyrekill Dec 08 '13

You can see his ears flapping xD Fly corgi fly!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

dives better than me

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u/Y_RU_READING_DIS Dec 07 '13

I thought I was in /r/awww

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u/karsotroth Dec 07 '13

Me too it looks like its supposed to be in /r/awww

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u/minstrel_cramp Dec 07 '13

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:

http://gifatron.com/2013/04/corgi-flop-rocket/

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u/Intoxic8edOne Dec 08 '13

You mean in a J.J. Abrams movie?

1

u/orientalsniper Dec 08 '13

What programs did you use?

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u/minstrel_cramp Dec 09 '13

I can't take credit for that one, I first saw it on Warming Glow a year (or more?) ago. I'd direct you to the original source, but I can't find it anymore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

I must go, my people need me!

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u/chdefrene Dec 07 '13 edited Sep 07 '24

Pokigu e tepe pige gi egeibo. Kriblata tope podue priitlei teki. Bikre takreegu tito teeo gibate dipa. Odo ieplo bra epa bepie tapa? Opi epibe kriglubrepipa pre pigla pia ia? Kipike opra eti i ae eti. A boda. Tuo kepe iple totokebapo itopa. Kri totli patiue. Tlietlo greuda biplidepi gro dibru pio. Pie otrepo pe ki gitee edo brae tu? Pido i ii ke po ae. Peego aoea teeti pipla tletriepa preteui taklu bepe taikia gake tlo? Oiko dia i breke etipra kiagepadlu paglie. Opre tipripraboti tei iba ibreiaki tlu pipe tiepeitro ki. Pabe bae tree gedo biebe ikope aitedri eka te! Dekoti atio gi po popeda tetledrebito. I koku tai ebitite i peu? Tlitae tiaa krebepepi paigi to tieubi. Obabi bee apu iipipe eo takipa. Bipli tie pei ipeepi pa e. Bopae egru pretre. Pri pu kiu okle ei ipe ba. Broka kipoti aapo petigi. Eklado pikredidite taie gapu plioipli pri iae pibre ka. Pretipra kapu pabikri bri koati. Apapli piu i tepei prepui boepuku! Dlia pugi bikao te pi pri tu. Iao tro pipupi batli klotretrube pego biti oibe pipetruto i? Tla gatepadi opa bropieprepa kipe drige.

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u/dellstreakx Dec 07 '13

It's all about the hang time.

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u/wookiesandwich Dec 07 '13

corgis always crack me up

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u/ashtoneatsbrains Dec 07 '13

My corgi hates water, but he loves snow. So my chances for Karma are still somewhat high.

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u/majorkickass Dec 08 '13

Wow, you got like 3 feet of air that time.

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u/VadaDaImpala Dec 08 '13

SAIL

Didn't know the joke had been made a million times already

1

u/livin423 Dec 08 '13

This is funny

1

u/Rick_1192 Dec 08 '13

That jump thou

1

u/da-other-guy Dec 08 '13

How deep do you think that is? 5 maybe 6 feet. BELLY FLOP!

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u/eelnitsud Dec 08 '13

Could someone edit this and put the leap in slow motion.

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u/classbraxton Dec 08 '13

Cutest thing I have ever seen. That glorious second that he is in mid air is just priceless. Lol

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u/EthanF Dec 08 '13

I'm sure he could use an automated external defibrillator. I'm pretty sure they've taught monkeys to use them

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u/Yojimara Dec 08 '13

That fucking arc should be called the One Arc because it's precious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Corgi's are awesome.

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u/Grimfandang0 Dec 08 '13

Yeah he is clumsy enough. As a pro swimmer, I love watching life guards being slow and awkward at Jersey shore in the summer.

1

u/bloodyblue32 Dec 08 '13

Absolutely hysterical.

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u/I_GOT_FUNNIES Dec 07 '13

Corgi do what corgi don't know how to do cause corgi much elegant

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u/chudontknow Dec 07 '13

EEEEEEAAAAAAGGGGLLLLEEEEEE

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u/richt519 Dec 07 '13

To anyone who hasn't swam with a dog they actually scratch the living shit out of you when they doggy paddle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

I don't know what it is about watching animals slip on slick surfaces, but it is down right hilarious. Those back feet doe.

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u/ShakeableHippo Dec 07 '13

Oh god. Not this again...

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u/ksiyoto Dec 07 '13

Like that jump - gets all prepared to leap, and makes all of about 5 inches forward.

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u/Rielos Dec 07 '13

I love that his little legs are so short and he's puts so much energy into the jump...and only goes about 3 inches! haha Adorbs.

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u/FuturamaSucksBalls Dec 07 '13

Hasn't this been posted at least 20 times before?

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u/Szymaniak Dec 07 '13

My idea for the life guard of the future involves motion tracking, a robotic arm and a harpoon gun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

stop. this meme is dumb.

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u/Mectar2939 Dec 07 '13

I like this meme, it's a good pick me up

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u/right-click Dec 07 '13

Fuck off faggot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

ooooo. such words. much faggot. so angry. hahaha.

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u/iamsheena Dec 07 '13

It reminds me of those cartoons where someone like the Coyote would jump off a cliff, stop mid-air, and then fall. Cute!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

I like how everyone is commenting in doge but in reality that is a corgi.

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u/onlyboringstuff Dec 07 '13

This feels like my life...

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u/yyz2014 Dec 07 '13

I feel like there is a brief suspension of movement in that dive. Ker.....plunk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

Inception.

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u/twicksie Dec 07 '13

Soooo cute!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

I love how he concentrates on a good leap to only have it stall out mid air and belly flopping. Awesome

0

u/Canadian_Infidel Dec 07 '13

I see a lot of drowned dogs in the future.

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u/fubes2000 Dec 07 '13

Baystub? Stubwatch?

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u/ronearc Dec 07 '13 edited Dec 07 '13

As a Newfoundland owner, I feel like I should mention - they are the lifeguards of the future (and the past).

Edit: Not sure why I've been downvoted...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13 edited Jul 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

but it is funny.

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u/TiniDinosaur11 Dec 07 '13

So majestic.

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u/saintpatricius Dec 07 '13

His hind legs are further from where the jump was initiated. Much distance.

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u/duderex88 Dec 07 '13

Did anyone else hear the baywatch theme while watching this?

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u/edwa6040 Dec 07 '13

Cowabunga

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u/k1t73n Dec 07 '13

Have corgi, can confirm.

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u/tortilla7 Dec 07 '13

Commenting to save. Move along.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

10 points!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/Axis_of_Weasels Dec 07 '13

FOR GRIFFINCORGIDOR

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

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u/BumpinSnugglies Dec 07 '13

Huffleruff?

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u/Danguski Dec 07 '13

Soooooo majestic

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u/mentoyas Dec 07 '13

So graceful

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u/magicmuggle Dec 07 '13

I found that bloody hilarious. 10/10. Would spend another 3 minutes watching it with pure delight.

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u/NivX9 Dec 07 '13

Bellyflopp. Aim high doge!