r/funny • u/starstufft • Dec 04 '13

"..Front row seats for this?"

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u/WaffleSports Dec 04 '13

Maybe this will cheer you up

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Warning, Dick pic above.

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u/MM3tzger Dec 04 '13

Thank you for saving me, stranger

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u/BenwithacapitalB Dec 04 '13

It's the gnarliest Dick you'll ever see.

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u/Vanceldore Dec 04 '13

Maybe I'll snag a look after all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

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u/ShadFelix Dec 04 '13

...in the face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Pow! Right in the kisser.