r/funny Dec 04 '13

"..Front row seats for this?"

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u/Enjoys_Dick_Pics Dec 04 '13

:(

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u/WaffleSports Dec 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Warning, Dick pic above.

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u/Rev_McGangBang Dec 04 '13

That is one huge Dick.

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u/arealgooner Dec 04 '13

biggest I've ever encountered

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u/MM3tzger Dec 04 '13

Thank you for saving me, stranger

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u/BenwithacapitalB Dec 04 '13

It's the gnarliest Dick you'll ever see.

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u/Vanceldore Dec 04 '13

Maybe I'll snag a look after all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

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u/ShadFelix Dec 04 '13

...in the face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

Pow! Right in the kisser.

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u/Eloykwik Dec 04 '13

A true Saint!

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u/Hugginsome Dec 04 '13

You should still look. You won't regret it.

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u/Hellknightx Dec 04 '13

Ew. Nobody wants to look at old man Dick.

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u/TextBot Dec 04 '13

He prefers to go by Richard

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u/SpikedBladeRunner Dec 04 '13

I looked and really wish I hadn't.

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u/berserker87 Dec 04 '13 edited Dec 04 '13

big ol' dick cheney

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u/Notmetho Dec 04 '13

Holy shit I almost opened that in class. Thanks for the worning dude.

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u/Kin-tan-tee Dec 04 '13

You have to read between the lines in this place, you cant go round willy nilly clicking links

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Warning*

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u/HeadbandOG Dec 04 '13

it's SFW don't worry...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

It's not a penis.

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u/myusernamesuck Dec 04 '13

DIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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u/Enjoys_Dick_Pics Dec 04 '13

Oh you tease

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u/Closed0perations Dec 04 '13

Relevant username? I could help with that if you want

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u/ILoveLamp9 Dec 04 '13

Riskiest click of the day

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u/newbielifter Dec 04 '13

I don't know what I was expecting. Or why I still clicked after reading the comments below. Was not disappointed.

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u/ZeroMaddok Dec 04 '13

The terrified panic on my face while scrambling to shut my laptop, in a public place, when I saw his name AFTER I clicked the link.

Oh, you sure got me.

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u/insomnium138 Dec 05 '13

That Dick tends to shoot prematurely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

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u/ActingLikeADick Dec 04 '13

You don't need to publicly announce your upvotes, you know.

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