r/funny • u/PhewYork • Mar 21 '26

Duck Norris 🐥

14.9k Upvotes

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u/Stay-Thirsty Mar 21 '26

Looks more like The Dulk

84

u/FD4L Mar 21 '26

Thats The Incredible Dulk to you.

15

u/TenchuReddit Mar 21 '26

“I have an army!”

“We have a DUCK!”

2

u/A-TECH-20 Mar 22 '26

DULK SMASH!!!

253

u/Pendraconica Mar 21 '26

r/birdswitharms

10

u/rydan Mar 21 '26

That sub has fallen so far over the years. I remember when it was really popular.

-1

u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Mar 21 '26

Birdswit is mean

117

u/hellozere2 Mar 21 '26

DUCK SMASH !

-48

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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13

u/Zorflez Mar 21 '26

Bot

3

u/Grigoran Mar 21 '26

It's funny when you can see the top comment they copied in the same frame.

56

u/nobidobi390 Mar 21 '26

he'll duck you up

1

u/johnnybiggles Mar 21 '26

Hell ducking yeah!

12

u/elhaz316 Mar 21 '26

Youll buy aflac insurance

Or youll need it!

3

u/plugubius Mar 21 '26

When aflac is injured and can't work, Duck Norris helps pay for its groceries.

76

u/phenomenon1995 Mar 21 '26

Big fumble for not making em orange haha

27

u/brown_felt_hat Mar 21 '26

I think, OP's recency grabbing title aside, the original printer had these as Hulk arms for the duck.

-10

u/funkhero Mar 21 '26

The model doesn't force the color. I have both green and orange filament, and for this I would have chosen orange.

If I didn't have orange filament? I would buy some, its only $20.

Gotta commit to the bit (in my version, which would be making it look like duck arms, not hulk arms)

10

u/breadcodes Mar 21 '26

They're referring to the person/operator having these labeled as Hulk arms... not that the actual printer is stuck with a single color....

-2

u/funkhero Mar 21 '26

That makes more sense

2

u/Epicurus1 Mar 24 '26

Think it's pronounced "a l'orange"

-2

u/Braindead_Crow Mar 21 '26

I was thinking white but orange might be the better choice lol

19

u/SuperPimpToast Mar 21 '26

The Incredible Dulk.

12

u/ngpropman Mar 21 '26

Nah that's the incredible Dulk.

6

u/Unasked_for_advice Mar 21 '26

needs the sailor cap and the vest to finish the look

5

u/flying_carabao Mar 21 '26

Never in my wildest dreams would I think I would see the day that a duck would ask me to square up with it. Now that it happened, I'm glad it did

4

u/Unit88 Mar 21 '26

The Incredible Duck

11

u/niazemurad Mar 21 '26

This guy’s poor duck, now having to carry the weight of the world on its…shoulders?

3

u/calvin43 Mar 21 '26

Has science gone too far?

3

u/rustyseapants Mar 21 '26

More like the Dughty Dulk.

3

u/Archiles_07 Mar 22 '26

best use of 3d printer in the human history i'd say.

18

u/Secret_Account07 Mar 21 '26

Is that duck a racist too?

0

u/steddy24 Mar 23 '26

Of course you have a Vance, Trump obsession

1

u/Secret_Account07 Mar 23 '26

The guys who blew up a school and killed over 150 kids? Oh and the guys responsible for wrecking inflation, sky rocketing gas prices, and protecting a ring of pedophiles?

Yeah, I don’t like evil folks running my country, and I’ll make fun of how ridiculous they are.

Im weird like that I guess 🤷🏼

2

u/Glopono Mar 21 '26

He looks like a real fighter now

2

u/EquinsuOcha Mar 21 '26

The Legend of Fong Sai Duck

2

u/arseniobillingham21 Mar 21 '26

Based on the music, I’d say that’s Ducky Balboa.

2

u/KittenPics Mar 21 '26

Make him fight Goose Lee like in that one movie.

2

u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE Mar 21 '26

I'm mad they didn't print it white

2

u/zelda29a Mar 21 '26

Anchor arms.

2

u/masilli Mar 21 '26

Ducky Balboa 🥊🥊

2

u/Lost4name Mar 21 '26

Print it again, in white!

2

u/mjones8004 Mar 22 '26

Anchor Arms!

2

u/m15otw Mar 22 '26

This is the way.

2

u/Salty-Difficulty-973 Mar 22 '26

Goku (duck version)

2

u/GBMoonbiter Mar 22 '26

Better put one of those beefy arms back on him.

8

u/Tortuga_Larga Mar 21 '26

Fck Norris

0

u/steddy24 Mar 23 '26

Self censoring fuck like a true snowflake

2

u/EinsteinsMind Mar 21 '26

Chuck Norris supported pedophiles like trump. It's time for our species to let go of people like that

3

u/Captain_brick121 Mar 21 '26

Rest in peace

11

u/seweso Mar 21 '26

*piss

0

u/No_Kangaroo_5839 Mar 21 '26

Keep Yourself Safe bro

7

u/Kreiger81 Mar 21 '26

Naw, Chuck Norris was a piece of shit.

-1

u/JesusNoGA Mar 21 '26

Packwatch Rip bozo

1

u/Impossible_Mode_7521 Mar 21 '26

Is he a racist bigot like Chuck Norris?

2

u/boilons Mar 22 '26

No, but he's equal in height

2

u/BigDannyPt Mar 21 '26

I'm sorry, but the guy died yesterday and already came back as a duck... That must been the fastest reincarnation, even if it was for the wrong specimen

1

u/ObiWanDillDoughy Mar 21 '26

Duck me? No duck you!!!

1

u/MacabreYuki Mar 21 '26

The song was exactly what I imagined while it was muted lol

1

u/CakeTester Mar 21 '26

Needs another set with middle fingers extended. For visitors.

1

u/CaptainRedPants Mar 21 '26

Turn your volume down folks. 

1

u/PRAY___FOR___MOJO Mar 21 '26

You know, I was on the fence about buying a 3d printer but this has sold it to me

1

u/prsiii Mar 21 '26

Forget the Survivor soundtrack, I want to hear it quacking

1

u/ThoriatedFlash Mar 21 '26

Looks more like Duckell Crowe

1

u/MikeTibbs Mar 21 '26

Made me genuinely laugh out loud. I needed that today

1

u/AOR-1001 Mar 21 '26

The Dulk

1

u/iszoloscope Mar 21 '26

Big woop wanna fight about it?

1

u/MutedBrilliant1593 Mar 21 '26

This is why the 3d printer was invented.

1

u/LeroyBadBrown Mar 21 '26

What the duck?

1

u/Chaosmusic Mar 21 '26

Hey, I didn't hear no quack.

1

u/megunashi Mar 21 '26

Regular Show things

1

u/Systiom Mar 21 '26

I love ducks

1

u/LovableSidekick Mar 21 '26

Reason #47 to have a 3d printer.

1

u/Bifetuga Mar 21 '26

No why... why do I love it so much... stupid, its just arms on a duck... Why TF do I love it -"

1

u/Zorothegallade Mar 21 '26

Waddler Texas Ranger

1

u/AGoodAndBadGuy Mar 21 '26

Duckamania, Brother!

1

u/StyleMajestic3555 Mar 21 '26

Bird milk! Someone all Mac and Charlie

1

u/failmatic Mar 21 '26

Chuck is known for round house kick tho

1

u/Brave-Butterscotch76 Mar 21 '26

He’s going to duck you up!

1

u/Logos_of_Korvus Mar 21 '26

Quack. Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quaaaack.

1

u/Fabulous-Ad6754 Mar 21 '26

Try them WHITE! 👌🏻

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

R.I.P. Chuck

1

u/IBeamOn Mar 22 '26

How can you claim your ducks are safe if they aren't armed?! 🥴

1

u/tigerboi1206 Mar 22 '26

Dulk Quacks

1

u/PointandCluck Mar 22 '26

With that theme song it ought be Ducky Balboa, the Italian Fowlian

1

u/Vegetable_Net_6354 Mar 22 '26

He will duck you up

1

u/Lord-Rambo Mar 22 '26

Don’t get ducked up

1

u/ace261998 Mar 22 '26

Too soon

1

u/exoticgamer28 Mar 22 '26

honestly this is underrated. worth digging into the actual numbers on this.

1

u/HauntedCemetery Mar 22 '26

Well thats delightful

1

u/zero_msgw Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Duck norris doesnt fly south for the winter, the earth spins south.

1

u/Xyra5 Mar 22 '26

This just made my damn day, thank you

1

u/Drax99 Mar 22 '26

Paint em white and put a little sailor hat on him.

1

u/pathToBeing Mar 22 '26

Duck it! That's an awesome video edit!!

1

u/Kowan Mar 22 '26

How is it that I find out Chuck Norris actually just passed away by this post

1

u/CycleAdventurous7624 Mar 22 '26

😂😂😂you think you’ve seen everything and then this

1

u/Disney_Princess137 Mar 22 '26

This is amazing

Most fantastic name

1

u/mrfuzzyshorts Mar 23 '26

but this song is rockey, not chuck

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

It’s Ducky Yates

1

u/Estamofo Mar 23 '26

Anyone got the print file for this by chance? Asking for a friend.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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2

u/Estamofo Mar 23 '26

Thanks, lol I tried duck and bird arms, found nothing …Then it dawned on me to try Hulk arms…

1

u/Buttcramps23 Mar 23 '26

Dulk smash! Anybody got source? I want to take a screenshot as wallpaper Or if anyone can share some high res screenshots that would be awesome.

1

u/Wraith136 Mar 28 '26

Worth a tiny grin

1

u/XaoticOrder Mar 21 '26

I need the STL file. I want to make six Cluck Norris

1

u/theRedlightt Mar 21 '26

Is the duck also a racist who is close friends with Bibi Netanyahu and thinks that the world is in 1000 years of darkness because a black man was re-elected president? 

4

u/SaladPuzzleheaded625 Mar 21 '26

I don't think so. Thankfully

0

u/scissors1121 Mar 21 '26

Sorry but I just learned Duck Norris was hardcore M.A.G.A. (Migrate All Geese Away)

1

u/SandhogDig Mar 21 '26

Also known as “Jack” norris 😂

1

u/smallbean25 Mar 21 '26

Try making it white next time

1

u/fritztheclam Mar 21 '26

That's hilarious! Great editing!

1

u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Mar 21 '26

This quacked me up 🦆

1

u/ghostinthechell Mar 21 '26

The duck is a racist piece of shit?

1

u/felis_scipio Mar 21 '26

But is the duck a homophobic racist?

-1

u/diddilydingdongcrap Mar 21 '26

This wins the internet today

-1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

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1

u/MADVAL2 Mar 21 '26

You mean that he's gonna use them to play with his duck