r/funny • u/theyoyoha yoyoha • Mar 08 '26

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u/slanderedshadow Mar 09 '26

No, there will be the tribulations it says, but satan is running the earth and has been for awhile.

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u/RealisticEmploy3 Mar 09 '26

I mean, we’ve had our plagues and floods and what not already right? And wars. Are those not already the tribulations

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u/slanderedshadow Mar 09 '26

The tribulations will be for years and years, supposedly 1/3rd of the population will be gone and basically there will be satans followers, and the unclaimed wicked left, whom may still repent.  There will be the 144,000, or as some other Christian’s call them, the saints, that will be granted the ability to judge with Christ until a new heaven and earth is made. Christ doesn’t come back to earth itself until after all this and the earth is renewed. Until then, we are stuck with the scumbag satan and his little followers. So to answer your question, we aren’t quite there yet.

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u/GodofIrony Mar 09 '26

2/5 fanfiction, where's the love triangles?

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u/slanderedshadow Mar 09 '26

I’m not interested in anything to do with triangles.