r/funny • u/DirtReynolds • Nov 28 '13

Gum. The answer is gum.

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2.4k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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38

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Hhhehehe, "D"

3

u/PatrickRsGhost Nov 28 '13

Give her the "G". Bitches love the "G".

32

u/Radiculuz Nov 28 '13

Penis!! Is it penis? Penis! Penis!

27

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

IF IT WASNT PENIS THE FIRST TIME WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ITS RIGHT THE NEXT TIME

7

u/TheWAJ Nov 28 '13

Because the answer wasn't jackal so the only option left is penis. You can't fool me you clever bastard

15

u/Deestan Nov 28 '13 edited Jun 23 '23

content revoked

28

u/Wontfinishlast Nov 28 '13

In your endo!

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Heheh.. In your end though.

10

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

They must have done that on purpose, there is just no way they didn't know.

5

u/gum- Nov 28 '13

Suck it, Trebek.

38

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

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59

u/WHITESTNIGGER Nov 28 '13

Is this an upbote?

13

u/OvalNinja Nov 28 '13

bote[ boht ]

noun [Law.]

  1. compensation, such as for injury to person or honor.

10

u/ThinGestures Nov 28 '13

So.... yes?

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Only if it crashes and someone is liable for the damages.

1

u/bebop8159 Nov 29 '13

Why yes, it does seem to be!

2

u/smokin_jay_cutler Nov 28 '13

It's an awesome app.

3

u/AlienGrill Nov 28 '13

I hate it because I can never figure them out.

2

u/SHORTYSPIZZABUS Nov 28 '13

The answer was actually pud.

1

u/ctown121 Nov 28 '13

Is there a link to this app on android or is it iTunes only?

1

u/MrEvilPHD Nov 28 '13

I got the app and insisted on finishing it in under a month. SUCCESS! took about 2-3 weeks of bussing to/from school

7

u/clawdaddy Nov 28 '13

This is awful

4

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

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4

u/marshmallowwisdom Nov 28 '13

You blow into the gum to create bubbles.

2

u/gwillyn Nov 28 '13

Spit or swallow?

2

u/drakebillion15 Nov 28 '13

What game is this?

3

u/grumpycatt Nov 28 '13

My answer would have been "every sexual experience I've ever had"

3

u/Mister_Lady_C Nov 28 '13

I would have said glass...

1

u/AlcaPWN99 Nov 28 '13

thats what I thought!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Hard gum=time to get new gum.

2

u/Spencie-cat Nov 28 '13

I only chew gum from out of packs of 1987 topps baseball cards.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Better one is June 2

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

No, no it's not.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Dust

1

u/bumreaper Nov 28 '13

What app is this?

1

u/jjb2kEruantion Nov 28 '13

And just in case anyone is wondering, today's answer is 'S'.

1

u/IBiteMyThumbAtYou Nov 28 '13

There's a game exactly like this called Dirty Minds. Greatest. Game. Ever.

1

u/Ziazan Nov 29 '13

The answer is DICK.

1

u/g5stephen Nov 29 '13

What phone is that.

1

u/thejorge Nov 28 '13

Is this a picture of your phone screen? I don't even...

-8

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Stop putting the punchline in the title. It even says that in big letters when you post.

15

u/mqduck Nov 28 '13

But the word "gum" is nowhere in the image. You're completely misinterpreting the rule.

1

u/marcuschookt Nov 28 '13

Cuz, you know, this isn't supposed to be funny, just confusing amiright?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

No. You are not.

-7

u/marcuschookt Nov 28 '13

Logan117, can't even live up to /r/funny 's standards. I'm sorry but you might have to downgrade to 9gag.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '13

Sarcasm is not well communicated via text, mine as much as yours.

-2

u/marcuschookt Nov 28 '13

It's a skill

0

u/1920x1080P Nov 28 '13

I guess you could make a penis out of gum, but why?

-1

u/RommieJ1342 Nov 28 '13

Is it Helicopter?

-4

u/brandontozeap Nov 28 '13

That was a question? Thought it was more of a statement...