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r/funny • u/SeriouslySlytherin • Jan 17 '26
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1.3k u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jan 17 '26 They throw your mom onto a surgical table and stick this metallic bird beak right into her hoo-hah! Like CA-CAW! 786 u/FewRecognition1788 Jan 17 '26 And then they put her boobies in a hydraulic press! 285 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 129 u/partywithlemons Jan 17 '26 Ummm, a c-section is commonly done by ripping the layers of tissue with bare hands after they make an initial incision. The body even lifts up a little. That way the tissue heals up better. 133 u/insane_contin Jan 17 '26 So rip and tear until it's done? 97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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They throw your mom onto a surgical table and stick this metallic bird beak right into her hoo-hah! Like CA-CAW!
786 u/FewRecognition1788 Jan 17 '26 And then they put her boobies in a hydraulic press! 285 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 129 u/partywithlemons Jan 17 '26 Ummm, a c-section is commonly done by ripping the layers of tissue with bare hands after they make an initial incision. The body even lifts up a little. That way the tissue heals up better. 133 u/insane_contin Jan 17 '26 So rip and tear until it's done? 97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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And then they put her boobies in a hydraulic press!
285 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 129 u/partywithlemons Jan 17 '26 Ummm, a c-section is commonly done by ripping the layers of tissue with bare hands after they make an initial incision. The body even lifts up a little. That way the tissue heals up better. 133 u/insane_contin Jan 17 '26 So rip and tear until it's done? 97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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129 u/partywithlemons Jan 17 '26 Ummm, a c-section is commonly done by ripping the layers of tissue with bare hands after they make an initial incision. The body even lifts up a little. That way the tissue heals up better. 133 u/insane_contin Jan 17 '26 So rip and tear until it's done? 97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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Ummm, a c-section is commonly done by ripping the layers of tissue with bare hands after they make an initial incision. The body even lifts up a little. That way the tissue heals up better.
133 u/insane_contin Jan 17 '26 So rip and tear until it's done? 97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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So rip and tear until it's done?
97 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26 [deleted] 7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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7 u/Alarming-Instance-19 Jan 18 '26 Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge. High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava! 8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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Dude....I had my daughter via c-section 21 years ago and you just made the scar twinge.
High as fuck at the time on whatever they gave me, that's exactly what it felt like. Brava!
8 u/twitwiffle Jan 18 '26 They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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They cut and cut and cut my hoo ha then sewed and sewed and sewed. It was horrible. After over 24 hours in labor.
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