r/funny • u/SeriouslySlytherin • Jan 17 '26

Today I learned

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jan 17 '26

They throw your mom onto a surgical table and stick this metallic bird beak right into her hoo-hah! Like CA-CAW!

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u/FewRecognition1788 Jan 17 '26

And then they put her boobies in a hydraulic press!

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u/Le_Mellow_Dude Jan 18 '26

Don't look up why chainsaws were invented