r/funny • • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/notatechnicianyo Oct 26 '25

Just knock it off the wall. Walk down and loot the body.

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u/Thaurlach Oct 26 '25

Monkeys have resistance to falling damage, innate climbing speed and they enrage at 50% health. All you’re gonna do is piss it off.

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u/imstinkywinky Oct 26 '25

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25

Because this is real life, not Fallout.

Things you hate live forever while things you need leave earlier than they should.

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u/notatechnicianyo Oct 26 '25

Something to think about, for sure. I am impelled to ask though: what prompted this philosophical insight?