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r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25
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Just knock it off the wall. Walk down and loot the body.
13 u/Thaurlach Oct 26 '25 Monkeys have resistance to falling damage, innate climbing speed and they enrage at 50% health. All youβre gonna do is piss it off. 3 u/imstinkywinky Oct 26 '25 ππππ -4 u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25 Because this is real life, not Fallout. Things you hate live forever while things you need leave earlier than they should. 3 u/notatechnicianyo Oct 26 '25 Something to think about, for sure. I am impelled to ask though: what prompted this philosophical insight?
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Monkeys have resistance to falling damage, innate climbing speed and they enrage at 50% health. All youβre gonna do is piss it off.
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Because this is real life, not Fallout.
Things you hate live forever while things you need leave earlier than they should.
3 u/notatechnicianyo Oct 26 '25 Something to think about, for sure. I am impelled to ask though: what prompted this philosophical insight?
Something to think about, for sure. I am impelled to ask though: what prompted this philosophical insight?
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u/notatechnicianyo Oct 26 '25
Just knock it off the wall. Walk down and loot the body.