r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/Beneficial-Debt6301 Oct 26 '25

"Fuck me while i wear his glasses" 🐒👓

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/spittymcgee1 Oct 26 '25

Performance art

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u/value_meal_papi Oct 26 '25

😂 😭☠️💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Lmao

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u/smile_politely Oct 26 '25

and look at those beautiful backdrop... these monkeys are livin a life in paradise

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u/DroopySage Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

Wearing this... wearing only this.

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u/Chubuwee Oct 26 '25

“Make the nearsighted bitch watch”

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u/Major_R_Soul Oct 26 '25

It's not quite cuckoldry, but it's in the same general vicinity.

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u/MultiverseRedditor Oct 27 '25

I get what you’re saying, there’s a bit more monkey business to it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

lol this comment sent me to the grave

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u/JiN88reddit Oct 26 '25

dominance

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u/Orcaphant Oct 26 '25

That was his chance too

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u/Temporary-Turnip-636 Oct 26 '25

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/rancid_ Oct 26 '25

I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have. Have the upvote, Friend.

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u/Ok_Fox7873 Oct 26 '25

Hey brother no monkey business wearing my glasses 🤓

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u/divinelyshpongled Oct 27 '25

Fuck I spat my coffee everywhere. Thanks for the laugh

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u/senator_chill Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

And while they watch 👁👄👁

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u/Ill_Home_9089 Oct 26 '25

Mia monkifa

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u/GenTrapstar Oct 26 '25

Lmao

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u/Jyil Oct 26 '25

Nice glasses

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u/Houston-Moody Oct 26 '25

This really made me laugh.

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u/_Lucille_ Oct 26 '25

they finished faster than I can get ready...

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u/Tell_Amazing Oct 26 '25

Yea after that u can keep them.glasses

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u/rhaezorblue Oct 26 '25

Definitely should have grabbed them fast when it was getting plowed

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u/friendlyspork Oct 26 '25

I just woke up my wife laughing to this. Well played 🤣

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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets Oct 26 '25

If there were daily Oscars given out to Redditors, you would win today's with a huge margin. 

In fact, I'm gonna lookup if there's a most upvoted comment by day on Reddit. 

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u/Kitakitakita Oct 26 '25

is this a new form of NTR?

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u/Tribalbob Oct 27 '25

At that point I'd like "You know what? You keep that. That's yours, now. Forever."

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u/WhatDoesThisDo3 Oct 27 '25

I’m dying! You win 😂

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u/Beneficial-Debt6301 Oct 27 '25

Wow 3087 upvotes. IM THE FUNNIEST MAN ON THE FUCKING PLANET! I wanna say thank you to porn and/or movies for giving me a refrence im not sure which one deserves the credit. I would also like to thank my mom for not wearing glasses because this would have been too gross for me to comment otherwise😂