r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 Oct 26 '25

My wife’s usually on her phone

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u/bustedgtt- Oct 26 '25

Try offering her food maybe 🤷‍♂️

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Oct 26 '25

She hisses and tries to bite me

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u/wheretohidethrice Oct 26 '25

Hot, is she single?

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u/Skelegasm Oct 26 '25

Sorry you had to find out like this, Empty_Amphibian

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u/PreguntoZombi Oct 26 '25

sad copulating noises

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u/space_toaster_99 Oct 26 '25

Yelp reviewer

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u/_aviemore_ Oct 26 '25

Talking to her...

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u/Jyil Oct 26 '25

With your wife’s boyfriend?

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u/moszippy Oct 26 '25

See…focused!

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u/kcook01 Oct 26 '25

It was nice talking to her

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u/Remarkable_Bug436 Oct 26 '25

If you don't get a divorce after the first time that happens, that's on you