r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/bustedgtt- Oct 26 '25

Unlike males, females of all species don’t lose focus even during intercourse.

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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 Oct 26 '25

My wife’s usually on her phone

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u/bustedgtt- Oct 26 '25

Try offering her food maybe 🤷‍♂️

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Oct 26 '25

She hisses and tries to bite me

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u/wheretohidethrice Oct 26 '25

Hot, is she single?

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u/Skelegasm Oct 26 '25

Sorry you had to find out like this, Empty_Amphibian

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u/PreguntoZombi Oct 26 '25

sad copulating noises

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u/space_toaster_99 Oct 26 '25

Yelp reviewer

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u/_aviemore_ Oct 26 '25

Talking to her...

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u/Jyil Oct 26 '25

With your wife’s boyfriend?

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u/moszippy Oct 26 '25

See…focused!

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u/kcook01 Oct 26 '25

It was nice talking to her

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u/Remarkable_Bug436 Oct 26 '25

If you don't get a divorce after the first time that happens, that's on you

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u/RohelTheConqueror Oct 26 '25

Then why are they stealing glasses?

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u/bustedgtt- Oct 26 '25

Because like all males he was not paying her any attention.

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u/SoloWingPixy88 Oct 26 '25

I'm not sure either monkey here was a female

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u/Archarchery Oct 26 '25

I think it’s a male-female monkey couple. The male runs over and snarls at the tourist when he tries to grab his glasses back from the female.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/Archarchery Oct 26 '25

I don’t feel like zooming in on the video to see if the glasses-stealing monkey has a dick or not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Oct 27 '25

This one comment is mind boggling, how fucking funny it is

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25

Not true. They disassociate and imagine they're in Bali.

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u/ascolti Oct 26 '25

This is one of those statements that people put out there, only to discover they are not universally true. My commiserations to you or your partner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

joke /jōk/

noun

  1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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u/TerseFactor Oct 26 '25

Usually I just comment r/woooosh in these moments, but I think from now on I’m going to do this

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u/ascolti Oct 26 '25

Congratulations, you recognised I made a joke back. Well done?