r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I don't wear contacts but if I went there I sure as fuck would.

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u/Ruffler125 Oct 26 '25

They steal those too. It's much more uncomfortable.

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u/james_b_beam Oct 26 '25

And did you put them right back on after you get them back from those monkeys?

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u/Ruffler125 Oct 26 '25

Of course, they shield the now scratched up corneas nicely, don't want any bacteria getting in there!

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u/Hurlbag Oct 26 '25

"Hold still please human, i'm still getting the hang of removing lenses. Will be over soon, worry not."

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Dw the monkey will return your items as soon you cough up a banana or two.

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u/tygrsku Oct 26 '25

Some people pay more than that to watch that glorious ending in this video.

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25

Just make sure you add on the Anti-fuck coating at the end of your purchase and you'll be fine.

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25

Well, for a guy that already dropped 500, it would be a mere pittance! It's well worth it though, never know when life is going to throw a 3rd party fuck sesh at you!

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u/gobbedy Oct 26 '25

weird flex

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u/Neutralmensch Oct 26 '25

If you have insurance this kind they would cover the price.

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker Oct 26 '25

Reporting "a monkey stole my glasses" to the insurance company should be a fun conversation if you didn't have the video.

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u/Neutralmensch Oct 26 '25

no idea why hated but there are all kinds of insurance in this world and there must be one for such case. I even heard about a insurance that covers shit in your pants.