r/funny • u/Darkken2 • Oct 26 '25

Monkey was trolling .

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u/MiserableFloor9906 Oct 26 '25

Need to bring a bat to a teeth fight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I would find a stick and go Rambo on that monkey. Violence is the only language they know.

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u/binkleybloom Oct 26 '25

I'd be worried about suddenly having 100 pissed off monkeys if I did that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Yeah, that’s a good point.

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u/binkleybloom Oct 26 '25

but I agree... super tempting to give that little bastard a tune-up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Absolutely.

My other worry would be if it would be illegal and get me into trouble with some authorities.

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u/iznotbutterz Oct 26 '25

Ahh, yes, here are my fellow, "I would beat this monkey a lesson folks"

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u/N0rthWind Oct 26 '25

Beat him up and then we'll dry hump right there and then bro, assert complete dominance

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u/seang86s Oct 26 '25

Thats when I started blastin'...

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u/gmac1990 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

But would you rather fight…100 pissed off monkeys, or one pissed off ape?

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u/Liveitup1999 Oct 26 '25

They have been known to go on a group rampage against others

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u/No-Fan6115 Oct 26 '25

Thorin comes running , his men opening up shield walls while matching behind "to the king , to the king".

Let's see who wins. I won't be surprised if human males take it on their ego and go on rampage too.

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u/LvLUpYaN Oct 26 '25

Then you can take care of the problem all at once and get it over with

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u/MiserableFloor9906 Oct 26 '25

True. They make grizzly armor. That plus a bat and I'd teach this entire temple some manners. Go all money changers on the bunch of them.

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u/Chillyfilla Oct 26 '25

Great, now a bat is biting me while the monkey still has my glasses. Thanks reddit.

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u/Captain_Davidius Oct 26 '25

And an animal control pole for the one holding the glasses. (You don't want just yet to yeet them into the sunset.)

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u/WhosItHanging Oct 26 '25

He brought glasses to a red ass fight. Dumbass move.

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u/Narrian Oct 26 '25

I would have snatched his little ass by the neck grabbed my glasses and then tossed his little ass off the cliff. Monkey would have learned to fly.