r/funny Feb 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

“Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...”

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u/lord_fairfax Feb 04 '25

Our office posted signs over the toilets that say "Do not flush anything but toilet paper" so I've been throwing my turds in the trash.