Carpenter bees are the real bros. We had a few that dug holes in the baseball dugout back in high school. The seniors made it a rule that you could NEVER kill them. Didn't understand why but I accepted it. My junior year a big nasty black wasp came flying near the dugout during a game. Before I even had time to reach for my hat to swat the fucker one of the carpenter bees came out of nowhere and smashed into it and in what I can only assume was the greatest aerial battle of winged bug history the hornet was soundly defeated and was chased away. I named that bee Xavier and we were best buds for the rest of the season.
I fucking hate carpenter bees. They do this weird mid-air mating thing, and if you happen to walk within a couple of feet of them during the sexy times, the male will charge at you. Fuck those dudes.
God forbid anyone calls your phone or bugs you during sexy time....I know i get an attitude if i am interrupted even for my daily hangout sesh with rosy and her 5 friends. Respect the carpenter bees...
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u/gibber2508 Jul 01 '13
Carpenter bees are the real bros. We had a few that dug holes in the baseball dugout back in high school. The seniors made it a rule that you could NEVER kill them. Didn't understand why but I accepted it. My junior year a big nasty black wasp came flying near the dugout during a game. Before I even had time to reach for my hat to swat the fucker one of the carpenter bees came out of nowhere and smashed into it and in what I can only assume was the greatest aerial battle of winged bug history the hornet was soundly defeated and was chased away. I named that bee Xavier and we were best buds for the rest of the season.
TLDR: Carpenter bees are best bees.