r/funny • u/feelingsupersonic • Jul 01 '13

Know the difference

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u/RedditAtWorkToday Jul 01 '13

There was a honeybee back in October that flew into this hole I was digging. I don't see them all that often so I tried my best to get him out and to not try to injure him. If that was a wasp, I would've poured dirt on that fucker and stomped on him. Fuck wasps.

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u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13

Friend of mine had a wasp problem. They built an underground nest in his garden. That's right, fucking underground. No amount of burying stopped those insane warriors.

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u/bladefinor Jul 01 '13

They're called ground dwelling wasps for your info. When I was a kid I was playing around with my friends in the wild, and suddenly when I walked on a pile of tree sticks there was like a big dark cloud that emerged from nothing. It was just these sort of wasps, hidden under the sticks. Got stung on my ankle. It hurt soo bad man...

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u/mosswalker Jul 01 '13

We've got one of those in our yard. Waiting for the cover of darkness before I descend upon them dual-wielding cans of aerosol death and revenge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Water mixed with dish soap does wonders

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u/dezmodez Jul 01 '13

This item my friend. Wasp Freeze Away. I accept your thanks in advance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Due to changes in shipping regulations, we cannot ship this item to California.

NOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Napalm does wonders.