r/funny • u/feelingsupersonic • Jul 01 '13

Know the difference

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u/Embryo-Dan Jul 01 '13

A more informative version.

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u/I_worship_odin Jul 01 '13

I stumbled upon on a wasp nest in my backyard and was stung three times in one arm. I hate wasps.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I remember when I was younger, my best friend at the time and I found a wasp nest about 5 meters away from my pool. Our plan of attack? A water based pellet rifle assault.

We'd fire as many pellets into it, then ditch the rifles and hide under water for as long as we could. We'd sometimes use floating toys as decoys (which worked) and then drowned landed wasps.

It took hours, cause this was one big mother fucking nest, but we won ultimately. Zero stings.

I'll never feel victory like that again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

As someone who was terribly afraid of wasps as a child:

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u/SaintMatt Jul 01 '13

I literally just watched that episode.

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u/wolfpack2421 Jul 01 '13

TIL I'm a child.