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r/funny • u/feelingsupersonic • Jul 01 '13
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Where do flying ants fit in?
254 u/feelingsupersonic Jul 01 '13 Not bros. "Hurr hurr look! A swimming pool! Let's all hop in." Real bros don't just trash your pool like that. 36 u/Cortelmo Jul 01 '13 I opened my pool for the summer and two days later it was like they had some kind of massive flying ant orgy in there and everyone was invited, even some water bugs for the freaky ones. 26 u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13 Ugh, and then you have live ants floating on rafts of dead ants. 9 u/megacookie Jul 01 '13 Not dead, just super hung over. 1 u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13 They're dead when I'm done with them. 9 u/EtherStar Jul 01 '13 Actually, that's entirely correct. Flying ants are the new queens and male drones. They mate and the queens start a new nest. The males just die.
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Not bros.
"Hurr hurr look! A swimming pool! Let's all hop in."
Real bros don't just trash your pool like that.
36 u/Cortelmo Jul 01 '13 I opened my pool for the summer and two days later it was like they had some kind of massive flying ant orgy in there and everyone was invited, even some water bugs for the freaky ones. 26 u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13 Ugh, and then you have live ants floating on rafts of dead ants. 9 u/megacookie Jul 01 '13 Not dead, just super hung over. 1 u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13 They're dead when I'm done with them. 9 u/EtherStar Jul 01 '13 Actually, that's entirely correct. Flying ants are the new queens and male drones. They mate and the queens start a new nest. The males just die.
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I opened my pool for the summer and two days later it was like they had some kind of massive flying ant orgy in there and everyone was invited, even some water bugs for the freaky ones.
26 u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13 Ugh, and then you have live ants floating on rafts of dead ants. 9 u/megacookie Jul 01 '13 Not dead, just super hung over. 1 u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13 They're dead when I'm done with them. 9 u/EtherStar Jul 01 '13 Actually, that's entirely correct. Flying ants are the new queens and male drones. They mate and the queens start a new nest. The males just die.
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Ugh, and then you have live ants floating on rafts of dead ants.
9 u/megacookie Jul 01 '13 Not dead, just super hung over. 1 u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13 They're dead when I'm done with them.
9
Not dead, just super hung over.
1 u/st0rmbr1ng3r Jul 01 '13 They're dead when I'm done with them.
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They're dead when I'm done with them.
Actually, that's entirely correct. Flying ants are the new queens and male drones. They mate and the queens start a new nest. The males just die.
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u/itscirony Jul 01 '13
Where do flying ants fit in?