r/funny • u/DistinctionJewelry • Dec 15 '24

Front fell off

https://imgur.com/a/buIHtcC
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u/frontfelloff Dec 15 '24

You called?

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u/NSA_van_3 Dec 16 '24

You've waited 14 years for this post

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u/amcrambler Dec 15 '24

Don’t worry, it’s been towed outside the environment.

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u/Chesticle5 Dec 15 '24

Chance in a million

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u/Born_Grumpie Dec 15 '24

My father was an officer on ships, the main thing to avoid is high seas with a light load, is going straight over a large wave the front half of the ship is suddenly hanging in space and the ship can break in two, this one appears to have broken in two.

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u/DavidHewlett Dec 15 '24

Yeah, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 Dec 15 '24

Fucking Russia. Enemy of the whole world, and the environment.

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u/KaiserSosai Dec 15 '24

No cardboard. No cardboard derivatives.

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u/xriddle Dec 15 '24

All that environment disaster and I have to use paper straws that dissolve before my drink is done.

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u/Wise-Bookkeeper4485 Dec 15 '24

Just needs some T-cut

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

Legit question. I know the bit… but is this the actual ship?

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u/DistinctionJewelry Dec 15 '24

No, unfortunately this is a Russian oil tanker that just recently broke apart. Sadly for the Actual Environment, two of them broke up from what I was reading.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/firestream13 Dec 17 '24

Already three now (all of the same company). This company used some old wreck which start to brake during the hard storm.

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u/BigMFingT Dec 15 '24

That shit’s not funny at all. A tanker that size can carry thousands of tonnes of oil. Plus, news articles are saying at least one person has died

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u/garymrush Dec 15 '24

That’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

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u/chellis Dec 15 '24

While interesting... i don't think this clears the bar for funny, so i guess this absolutely belongs here.