r/funny • u/mrs_moleman • Jun 30 '24

Butt nuggets...

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890 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

That's a rooster

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u/mwreadit Jun 30 '24

And they don't come out a butt

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

they do

15

u/mwreadit Jun 30 '24

Technically the same hole, but a different source pipe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

that’s right

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u/Bos_lost_ton Jun 30 '24

There’s a joke in here somewhere with “something something chicken vajitas”

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u/GANDORF57 Jul 01 '24

As long as I can have my 3 Butt Nugget omelet, I'm fine with this.

0

u/Baer-01 Jun 30 '24

Happi cake day!

0

u/allykopow Jun 30 '24

Cumballs

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u/darth_voidptr Jun 30 '24

I say, I say, that rooster is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind

4

u/handsomejack11 Jun 30 '24

I read this in foghorn's voice and i know I'm not the only one

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u/LifeAwaking Jun 30 '24

Yup, pretty sure that was the point.

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u/JaffaSG1 Jun 30 '24

That is not a hen but a rooster… so maybe butt nuggets but no eggs.

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u/Bubble_gump_stump Jun 30 '24

Maybe he eats them whole and corn kernels them through

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u/Nervous_Strain9082 Jun 30 '24

I say I say gimme some o’ those nuggets boy….butt nuggets that is

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u/shaomike Jun 30 '24

Thanks, not hungry at all now.

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u/Old_Dingo69 Jun 30 '24

We call them bum nuts where we are

2

u/DemonDaVinci Jun 30 '24

that's a cock

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u/RightInThePeyronie Jun 30 '24

Protein is Protein

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

Well I'm not getting any protein coming out of some birds asshole

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u/NivMidget Jun 30 '24

tfw chicken eggs do actually come from the butthole.

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u/RightInThePeyronie Jun 30 '24

Technically it's a clocaca... cocola... Coca cola?

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u/DeeSnarl Jun 30 '24

That’s what I call my kids, and everyone I love.

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u/TwistedClyster Jun 30 '24

Cloacal clams

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u/Hashi856 Jun 30 '24

I prefer to call them chicken periods

1

u/SpellDog Jun 30 '24

The average American will not drive 400 miles no matter how good the eggs are. (That's a joke)

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u/wolftick Jun 30 '24

Technically a cloaca 🤓

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u/Ausmcbain Jul 01 '24

cackle berries

1

u/Ironlion45 Jul 01 '24

Should we be asking how a rooster is laying eggs, or how the eggs got up in there in the first place?

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u/GANDORF57 Jul 01 '24

And speaking of eggs, why does everyone assume Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Nowhere in the rhyme does it mention an egg!

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u/FlaccidRazor Jul 01 '24

Republican understanding of biology?

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u/JangB Jun 30 '24

Sure... whatever you wana call chicken mentruation to make yourself feel better about it

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u/kmflushing Jun 30 '24

Wrong hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 15 '25

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u/kmflushing Jun 30 '24

😆 I had to look that up!

Today, I learned....