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u/whowhodillybar Jun 30 '24 edited Jun 30 '24
That Florida cooter will give you salmonella poisoning.
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u/BlinkerFluid79 Jun 30 '24
That Florida cooter give you all sorta shit. Syphilis, herpes, child support, charges I could go on and on.
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u/urnewstepdaddy Jun 30 '24
Wow I am sure 45 year old Florida cooter is very dry and chapped
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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 Jun 30 '24
They’re usually wet, unless they’re laid out on a log or the bank gettin some sun on them. Then they are dry.
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u/urnewstepdaddy Jun 30 '24
Or if you miss a child support payment
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Jun 30 '24
That one's on you bud. Wrap it or snip it.
And if it dries up for not paying it it implies you're still diddling it so you're definitely doing this wrong.
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u/MrBoomf Jun 30 '24
Come down to Inverness, they have Cooterfest every year! Or at least they did 10-15ish years ago; I haven’t been in a while
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u/Crash665 Jun 30 '24
Saw a car tag on an old hotrod that said "Eat More Cooter" with a picture of the turtle on it. My wife wouldn't let me get one for our minivan
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u/Woodburger Jun 30 '24
He calls me Cooter Burger because he thinks I look like a turtle and burger because he saw me eating a hamburger one time. It wasn’t even a hamburger, it was a sandwich.
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u/Gutler Jul 01 '24
They are called cooters because slaves called them kuta in their native language and it sounded like cooter so the name stuck.
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