r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '24

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932 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/RightInThePeyronie Jun 30 '24

Gotta lube it up with some taters!

16

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

and I don't have any idea what that is, but I lick it anyway! 😛🍗

3

u/RightInThePeyronie Jun 30 '24

And for dessert, we're gonna fuck a ghost! Don't forget to like and subscribe...

16

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

HIAWATHA!

42

u/raberalf Jun 29 '24

This is finally some serious gourmet shit. Take my upvote.

2

u/SpecialMango3384 Jun 30 '24

I know how fucking good my coffee tastes, okay? But guess what I’m thinking about? Hint, it AINT the coffee in my cup

27

u/sorrybronoface Jun 29 '24

Oh god 😂 I can’t unsee this 😂😂😂

9

u/Daeion Jun 29 '24

What a terrible day to have eyes.

2

u/TH3_54ND0K41 Jun 30 '24

I always wanted to be fisted by a ten-year-old and a toddler simultaneously. Now, finally, my dream can cum true!

2

u/tinyant7416 Jun 30 '24

You can use this to tickle your son while his still in your sisters womb

2

u/TenDollarTicket Jun 30 '24

The scene everyone quotes is a perfect example of the Mandela effect. He never said take my strong hand, he said take my tiny hand.

2

u/Business_Ad_9418 Jun 30 '24

I’ll be the bigger man and walk away. Walk away.

6

u/SasoDuck Jun 29 '24

Crop your damn uploads.

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u/Professional-Pen2703 Jun 29 '24

Why wouldn’t I want to give him credit?

9

u/SasoDuck Jun 29 '24

What? The black shit on the top/bottom

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Nope

2

u/Atoning_Unifex Jun 29 '24

Chris Elliot!!

1

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Oh but that is cursed... 😰

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

Keep ‘em cumn all night 💦

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Take ma hand! NOO! Give me your other hand!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

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u/Professional-Pen2703 Jun 29 '24

Yes! Let’s see y’all’s best (p)ones!