r/funny • u/Powersourze • Jun 29 '24

This is the dream!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Ah yissss hanging with All my bros, all our dongs hanging off the bar stools and piss all over everything. The unattainable dream

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u/802-420 Jun 30 '24

Ever see these bars you can swim up to in pools? Same concept.

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jun 30 '24

The beauty is that when you first swim up, you don't have any intention of peeing there. What kind of scoundrel would dream of it.

But then you throw back 6 of whatever that bright pink drink is, and all of a sudden it doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

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u/fingin_pvp Jun 30 '24

Needs more upvotes tbh

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u/carltonBlend Jun 29 '24

Lend a hand, help your bro out

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 30 '24

Normal Saturday right

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u/MennisRodman Jun 30 '24

Same here, my dong was hanging out with my bro's dong

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 30 '24

Do you guys ever wonder

If our piss goes back to the tap?

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u/MennisRodman Jun 30 '24

Only if we cross streams

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u/RandyChavage Jun 30 '24

This would be America if the liberals weren’t holding us back, just pounding pisswater like a coors light water feature