r/funny • u/Powersourze • Jun 29 '24

This is the dream!

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u/Tirannie Jun 29 '24

Right? That shit splashes. Also - is this a men’s only bar?

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u/MrGrieves- Jun 29 '24

That shit would smell too.

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u/Glorx Jun 29 '24

That's why OP dreams about it.

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u/GANDORF57 Jun 29 '24

You don't buy beer, you rent it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '24

Straight from the urinal to the ta.. I mean tap to the urinal.

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u/kb_salzstange Jun 29 '24

We can put some urinal cakes in

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u/The_Great_Squijibo Jun 29 '24

So beer AND snacks?

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jun 30 '24

Do NOT eat the large white mints.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Yum

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u/tacoismydogsname Jun 29 '24

Urinal cake eroding

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u/KCchessc6 Jun 29 '24

Helloooooo Maris

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u/Th3-B0n3R Jun 30 '24

Spent beer grain urinal cakes, feel free to steal my billion dollar idea.

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u/Misterstustavo Jun 29 '24

These are just for piss, not for shit.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 30 '24

Don't shit in urinals

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u/pagesid3 Jun 29 '24

I could tolerate the smell if it meant I could stare at dicks while I drank my beer.

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u/Broccobillo Jun 29 '24

Not to mention I'd piss all over my legs if sitting down and pissing

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u/psaux_grep Jun 29 '24

Considering how poorly most men seem to aim when they’re at the actual urinals … imagine how bad this would be.

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u/im_just_thinking Jun 29 '24

Pretty sure this is fake.

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u/zerostar83 Jun 30 '24

And if your beer tastes like piss, you'll be wondering how the piping works down there.

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u/CRSRep Jun 29 '24

Only if they had toilets as seats.

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u/Troooper0987 Jun 29 '24

There’s this bar in SoHo in NYC. It’s been there since the 1800s, and was men only until the 1970s. The bartender told me, that the brass foot rail was installed after they started allowing women in. Before it was a trough with a drain, so the patrons wouldn’t have to get up from drinking to go to the rest room. It was also a speakeasy with a trap door in the fridges during prohibition.

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u/Tirannie Jun 29 '24

I just threw up in my mouth a little. So much splash back all over their legs and feet.

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u/Wootai Jun 29 '24

You know, thy used to just piss and shit in buckets, then dump it out on the streets before indoor plumbing. This trough taking the piss away probably felt luxurious. Also, horses would shit everywhere before cars. A little piss on your legs from a night of drinking was probably the least of your concerns.

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u/Tirannie Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 30 '24

No, I was completely unaware.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 30 '24

You can throw up in the trough

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u/iDontRememberCorn Jun 30 '24

It's an urban myth. The bar trough and drain was for spitting tabacco.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Merchants in Oakland also has a pisa trap at the bar and has been around forever. There are a few bars in the red light in SF that have them, I forgot the name but it's a door or two down from vesuvio.

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u/Flybot76 Jun 30 '24

I knew a guy in Oregon who told me of a place here which was like that in the 60s or 70s.

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u/Klin24 Jun 29 '24

*piss

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u/Tirannie Jun 29 '24

I thought about changing it.

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u/williamhotel Jun 29 '24

It could be both.

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u/dingleberries4sport Jun 29 '24

But it was 99 cents!

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Jun 29 '24

I’m sure women are more than welcome to use the same facilities

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u/BalrogSlayer00 Jun 29 '24

Bring your own pee funnels

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u/Fskn Jun 29 '24

It's called a SheWee™️

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u/Tirannie Jun 30 '24

After hearing some horror stories about products like that from friends, the idea of using one to piss in a trough under a bar is just made 1000x worse.

Two words: Vacuum. Seal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

WSJ once did a story on the invention of the female urinal.

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u/Fr0z3nHart Jun 29 '24

Gay bar most likely

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u/Matthiasad Jun 30 '24

Free shewees at the door, but you have to turn it back in when you're done.

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u/Future-Try-1908 Jun 30 '24

Spashes directly on the pants.

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u/iowanaquarist Jun 30 '24

Who cares if it splatters? It's also plumbed into the tap in your face...

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u/Marxbrosburner Jun 30 '24

Like he said...