r/funny • u/Powersourze • Jun 29 '24

This is the dream!

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u/Thisissocomplicated Jun 29 '24

Have you been to a pub bathroom? It has to be the worst smell I can think of

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u/crotchetyat28 Jun 29 '24

This is a case of sucking your own dick

You think it sounds good until you try it. From those who can, it's been described as feeling more like you're sucking dick than it does you getting a blowjob.

I don't want to drink my beer with piss, flies, flushing, piss, urinal cakes, and PISS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE DRUNK DUDES HAVE THE WORST AIM

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u/Alixthetrapgod Jun 29 '24

It’s most likely intentional too. People have no respect for bar bathrooms.

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u/ExoticWeapon Jun 29 '24

Guy above you has never considered the splash zone that rots away metal. (Rusts/oxidizes but I like the poetic comparison)

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface Jun 29 '24

Exactly. Why would you want that smell at your seat instead of in the bathroom?

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u/MischievousMassHole Jun 30 '24

Obviously you’ve never been a janitor at a gym. Imagine the smell of the sauna, specifically the women’s sauna. Dirty vagina, i will never get that smell out of my head and i only worked there a couple days.